Friday fun….it’s all about apocalyptic Russian meteorites, and really disturbing photos of comedian Louie Anderson, and the amazing moment when ASAP Rocky breastfeeds off Kathy Griffin…
And then this.

As a special Valentine’s Day treat to some precious little lady, Vin Diesel (an actor whose head has a six-pack) actually filmed himself singing Rihanna x Mikky Ekko’s “Stay”, while the video is projected onto the blank wall next to him.
It’s like Riddick x karaoke x 9 1/2 Weeks.
Un-friggin-believable.

Watch Vin Diesel laying bare his muscle-y heart for all the world to see….
(I also added a few customized Vin Diesel “Stay” memes to mark the occasion)
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In this clip, Rich Dollaz (long-suffering manager of Olivia primarily for the purposes of the reality show Love and Hip Hop) is begrudgingly being interviewed by the Mouth To Ears blog in the lobby of a hotel….when cops show up to arrest him. The arrest allegedly traces back to an ongoing child support claim. And while it seems like a bit of a hassle (especially when the baby mama pressing charges appears outside the hotel to scream at Dollaz for added melodrama)…if you notice how surly and condescending Dollaz is in the beginning of the interview, maybe the interruption wasn’t so inconvenient after all. Kismet!

Ok, that’s just an awkwardness intermission. Carry on.

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Chris Brown will never catch a break, and the self-induced bad publicity train chugs on. In the latest SMH news, Breezy started a vile and vulgar twitter warfare with comedian and writer Jenny Johnson in which he threatened to not “shart in [her] mouth” but to “shit right on the retina.” The weird and disturbing exchange was triggered by a response Johnson offered to one of Brown’s tweets:

This didn’t sit well with Breezy, so in an attempt to defend himself, he hurled Johnson a slew of misogynistic and graphic tweets. After the twitter altercation subsided, the only come back he could offer was to delete his account…again.

Read through the ridiculous Twitter exchange captured in screen grabs after the jump…

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Miss Info: In just a few hours last night, Hurricane Sandy went from being a fun meme inspiration…to being a deadly and destructive disaster. Most of the Missinfo.tv team is in the dark without Internet or electricity…but luckily Mr.North is manning the blog while we check in via phone. Here are just some of the scary images of what we are seeing in New York. As day breaks, the real damage is coming into sharp focus…my favorite news anchor NY1′s Pat Kiernan mentioned this morning that in same ways, these shared challenges and destruction hasn’t been felt like this for New Yorkers since 9-11, although the fatalities are way less, obviously. And it’s true, we were all huddled at home, with candles, or on our phones…checking on each other and glued to the news.

And we were all shocked by the photos and stories of fires, flooding, and heroism. And the casualties are still being counted.

If you would like to help the victims of Hurricane Sandy: Donate money to the Red Cross’s Hurricane Sandy efforts. Donate to Team Rubicon, Iraq War veterans who are volunteering their rescue expertise. Or The Salvation Army. Donate to rescue pets via the Humane Society. Or More charity links via New York Observer. Or volunteer to help out at a local shelter. According to NY1, these two shelters need help at John Jay High School (237 7th Ave, Brooklyn) and the Park Slope Armory (361 15th St., Brooklyn).
UPDATE: Details on texting quick $10 donations to the Red Cross, Humane Society etc.

Check out the surreal videos and pictures from what happened last night….
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This is not good for Lil’ Wayne. After being released from hospital for what was originally reported as “seizure-like symptoms,” then later confirmed by a rep as dehydration and migraines, Lil’ Wayne suffered his second seizure attack in 24 hours shortly after being released from a Texas hospital. On flight from Texas to Los Angeles, Wayne began to convulse and his plane was forced to make an emergency landing in Louisiana. The Grammy Award-winning rapper was admitted to a local hospital for treatment, but no further details are known.

via TMZ

UPDATE: According to a rep for Lil’ Wayne (via MTV News), he’s at home in Louisiana resting after suffering another migraine, not a seizure. The reports from TMZ were “exaggerated.”

Previously: Lil’ Wayne Hospitalized After ‘Seizure-Like’ Scare on Flight (UPDATED)

On Thursday night, Wayne made an emergency landing in Texas after the rapper suffered what’s being called seizure-like symptoms aboard a private jet. While no further details are available at the moment, a source close to Weezy confirms he was transported to a local hospital immediately after landing for medical treatment. Currently all that we know is that he’s “doing well.”

This hasn’t been a good week for hip-hop heavyweights as Diddy was involved in a car crash on Wednesday in Los Angeles. The mogul, who was a passenger in the SUV, sustained multiple injuries to his neck, ribs and collarbone. He’s currently receiving treatment for the injuries and is doing well.

via TMZ

UPDATE: Wayne’s management released this statement:

“Lil Wayne was successfully released from the hospital after being treated for a severe migraine and dehydration. He is at home on doctor mandated rest and will return to work soon. He appreciates all of his fans for their support and love.”

Previously: Lil Wayne on His Secret Stash of Dr. Dre Songs, New Album and The Presidential Election

I got an acute stabbing pain behind my eyes after watching Donald Trump’s “big announcement” the other day….the announcement was a ridiculous farce wherein that clown waved his hands and yelled at us like he keeping beat to some mechanical toy monkey beating a tin drum in his head. Oh, and the “announcement” was that he was baiting President Obama to give up his passport and college transcripts in exchange for a $5million donation to the charity of Obama’s choice. The reason being Trump believes 1) Obama used a fake passport to get into Pakistan in 1981, and 2) Obama was a poor student… who somehow scammed his way through Harvard, and stumbled into being the editor of the Harvard Law Review. We all saw how well Trump’s last demand for Obama’s birth certificate went, and he’s so delusional and pompous, he doesn’t see how offensive his grandstanding is.
But leave it to Stephen Colbert to not only highlight how disgusting Trump is…but also masterfully clown him with his own tools. Watch the video above….

Nation, I am so moved by this generous offer, that I have an offer of my own, right over here. Mr. Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million from Colbert super PAC – you know I’ve got it – to the charity of your choice, anything, save the children, feed the children, put the children on “Child Apprentice,” whatever. One million actual dollars if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth…
Nothing would make me happier than to write this check. And nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth instead of coming out of it.

High five, Colbert.
Trump is being called out by everyone. Everyone is fed up, even Barbara Walters. And he’s super tight. Trump and his team spazzed on The Guardian and Greta Van Susterren…and then even took to forcing David Letterman for a showcase to plead Trump’s case tonight. They basically just circled each other and then Trump promoted his ugly tie collection. Phooey.

Watch another eye-opening clip about Republicans who have disturbing misconceptions about rape…
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While Drake has been tweeting about how many times he listened to Chief Keef’s “Love Sosa”…another member of Keef’s crew is getting attention for a different kind of “hit.”

Lil’ Reese…who, along with Lil’ Durk, is one of the more talented members of Keef’s GBE crew…is seen in this shaky cell phone footage arguing with a female at some kind of house party.
After the argument escalates, you see Lil’ Reese poke the young woman. She smacks his hand away. He shoves her. She rushes him in retaliation….and then Reese proceeds to punch and kick her repeatedly even after the girl is prone on the ground, clearly no longer fighting back.

This is not like the infamous uppercut video, where a crazy woman spits on and attacks a bus driver, before he knocks her out. Both the driver and the woman are facing charges.

This is not like the murder of Jo Jo, a 16-year-old aspiring rapper, whose public beef with Chicago rivals, Chief Keef, Lil Reese and Lil Durk was just as much a gang beef as it was a rap one. Keef and Reese mocked the murder on twitter.

It’s not about poverty, or gang culture, or lead-based paint. This is just a demonstration of an inferior human character…and the sign of someone who needs help and punishment.

Be disgusted…
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In a defiant, maybe a tad defensive, celebration of his birthday, Wyclef posted this photo on twitter. The point of the photo is to show that he is in terrific physical condition. I feel the need to point that out just in case you missed that point in light of all the oil-slicked sheen, the Brazilian-cut undies, and the motorcycle-straddling.
Focus!

Read Wyclef’s statement…
Pay homage to the true father to this epic ass-bearing style…
And see why Wyclef is feeling defensive these days…
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Oh, it’s all gravy when you’re doing the foxtrot on Dancing with the Stars, or buying bottles for your Basketball Wife…but in a perfect storm of terribleness, when Chad OchoCinco Johnson was arrested for allegedly headbutting his new wife Evelyn Lozada….his life was being documented by not one, but two reality TV shows. There was the Ev and Ocho show for VH1, which has now been pulled. And the HBO x Miami Dolphins documentary series, Hard Knocks, which filmed Ocho being fired from the team. Do the Schadenfreude Shuffle!!

Miami Dolphins Coach Joe Philbin: “It’s just, I don’t know if this is working for the benefit of you, me, the Miami Dolphins….and I think you’re a good person, and I acknowledge that people make mistakes…”

Chad OchoCinco Johnson (blatantly lying): “Coach, I’ve never been in trouble before (I know…)…ever. And I buy into your program…”

Coach Philbin: “It’s not really just last night…it’s where we are as a program…I just don’t see the mesh right now….I think it’s best for both of us that we part ways at this time…I’m not trying to flex my muscles as head coach and make an example of Chad Johnson…and um…you know…is there anything more…um….”

Oh God, how awkward! Anyone who has ever been fired knows how unbearable that tense conversation is. Unless you’ve had the balls to blow up and spazz, lol. Which I never had. The most I’ve been able to do is gather up my honor and dispense some petulant disgust.

Meanwhile…we can all agree that it’s disgusting that OchoCinco may have put his hands or forehead on his wife…but um….just one comment on her “public statement.”
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