I got an acute stabbing pain behind my eyes after watching Donald Trump’s “big announcement” the other day….the announcement was a ridiculous farce wherein that clown waved his hands and yelled at us like he keeping beat to some mechanical toy monkey beating a tin drum in his head. Oh, and the “announcement” was that he was baiting President Obama to give up his passport and college transcripts in exchange for a $5million donation to the charity of Obama’s choice. The reason being Trump believes 1) Obama used a fake passport to get into Pakistan in 1981, and 2) Obama was a poor student… who somehow scammed his way through Harvard, and stumbled into being the editor of the Harvard Law Review. We all saw how well Trump’s last demand for Obama’s birth certificate went, and he’s so delusional and pompous, he doesn’t see how offensive his grandstanding is.
But leave it to Stephen Colbert to not only highlight how disgusting Trump is…but also masterfully clown him with his own tools. Watch the video above….
Nation, I am so moved by this generous offer, that I have an offer of my own, right over here. Mr. Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million from Colbert super PAC – you know I’ve got it – to the charity of your choice, anything, save the children, feed the children, put the children on “Child Apprentice,” whatever. One million actual dollars if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth…
Nothing would make me happier than to write this check. And nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth instead of coming out of it.
High five, Colbert.
Trump is being called out by everyone. Everyone is fed up, even Barbara Walters. And he’s super tight. Trump and his team spazzed on The Guardian and Greta Van Susterren…and then even took to forcing David Letterman for a showcase to plead Trump’s case tonight. They basically just circled each other and then Trump promoted his ugly tie collection. Phooey.
Watch another eye-opening clip about Republicans who have disturbing misconceptions about rape…
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