I’m so mad I forgot to DVR the new Louie show from longtime Chris Rock collaborator, Louie C.K. But thankfully, here’s all the stand-up segments in one clip.
During Louie’s riff about the inevitable misery of love and bringing home a puppy, I was crying and laughing at the same time. So wrong! Also….this guy’s right, why the hell have we not improved milk cartons!? (spotted at Videogum, via Vulture)

…and then she’s gonna die. That’s the best case scenario, is that you’re gonna lose your best friend, and then walk home from D’Agostino’s with heavy bags everyday and wait for your turn to be nothing also. Nothing good ends well. It like when you bring home a puppy, you’re bringing it home to your family, like, ‘Hey look everyone, we’re all gonna cry soon! Countdown to sorrow with a puppy!‘”