Tonight I watched this movie Anonymous with the kooky premise that William Shakespeare was just an illiterate fraud who was paid to pretend that he wrote all those masterpieces by a nobleman. You know… “Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind…” and all that good s**t.

Then right before I go to bed….what twitter-trending madness is this?
Oh, it’s creepy crooner Brian McKnight. With his gifted singing voice and San Andreas fault frown lines. Assaulting me with a grin while he pretends that this song about teaching women how their own genitalia works…ISN’T THE BIGGEST TURN OFF SINCE SHEER MANTIES AND CROCS.

I care about you people, so I am warning you, this is all bad. But you will still continue after the jump…
And you will still click to listen to the song…
So let us share this time together. (Kids…pls go play outside)

Who has first dibs on the Purell?

Did Brian do this because he felt like R.Kelly was getting all the good perv punchlines? Or is he campaigning for Surgeon General? Or…maybe he just learn about female anatomy and wants to share?

Oh, shut it, chester.
Let the peanut gallery, assemble: Eric Benet. PhillyCustoms (again, not for kids).

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awesome, lol.

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Even more Awesome-er…(see more incredible spoof at Egotripland)