Tue 24 Apr 2012
Things That Give Me a Rash: Bryan McKnight Sings the Creepiest Ballad Ever #NSFW
Posted by Miss Info under About Miss Info , Laugh At , Life Beyond Rap , New Music , Not Good For Hip Hop , Not Good For Humanity , Not Good For Me , Videos[30] Comments
Tonight I watched this movie Anonymous with the kooky premise that William Shakespeare was just an illiterate fraud who was paid to pretend that he wrote all those masterpieces by a nobleman. You know… “Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind…” and all that good s**t.
Then right before I go to bed….what twitter-trending madness is this?
Oh, it’s creepy crooner Brian McKnight. With his gifted singing voice and San Andreas fault frown lines. Assaulting me with a grin while he pretends that this song about teaching women how their own genitalia works…ISN’T THE BIGGEST TURN OFF SINCE SHEER MANTIES AND CROCS.
I care about you people, so I am warning you, this is all bad. But you will still continue after the jump…
And you will still click to listen to the song…
So let us share this time together. (Kids…pls go play outside)
Who has first dibs on the Purell?
Did Brian do this because he felt like R.Kelly was getting all the good perv punchlines? Or is he campaigning for Surgeon General? Or…maybe he just learn about female anatomy and wants to share?
*shivers*
Update:
Oh, shut it, chester.
Let the peanut gallery, assemble: Eric Benet. PhillyCustoms (again, not for kids).
awesome, lol.
Even more Awesome-er…(see more incredible spoof at Egotripland)
April 24th, 2012 at 3:24 am
Inf, he obviously did it because he did his post-grad in sociology and he doesn’t want you to be ashamed if you don’t know about your physiology.
Do you listen to music or just skim through it????
April 24th, 2012 at 3:33 am
hahahahahaaaaaaaa
April 24th, 2012 at 3:34 am
i looked at his leering face and instantly my soul shriveled up. So I guess you could say…I felt the music before even hearing it all the way through.
April 24th, 2012 at 3:36 am
hahaha he is so serious, he kept a straight face the whole time.
April 24th, 2012 at 3:46 am
i think it’s honest. shit’s gonna get more and more dire for artists like him. he’s being truly democratic and using the web. the song sucks, but it is true most women don’t know they can ejaculate…to it’s almost comically endearing sort of thing than ‘perverted’ persay….
April 24th, 2012 at 3:51 am
um….his grin alone should be on some kind of neighborhood watch list.
April 24th, 2012 at 4:58 am
the pic of Molly says it all. That shit was str8 cringeworthy… & to think i once took a chic to see this fool in concert during his “back at one” days… yikes
April 24th, 2012 at 5:52 am
this has be some kinda joke a skit are something
April 24th, 2012 at 7:25 am
Why not just admit you have placed that man in a box. All through the 90’s he was arguably the best love song emotional singer with unmatched talent, and that’s how you want to remember him.
If this was Raheem Devaughn or Trey songz or Chris Brown yall would love it, but let someone 40 do it and its nasty? Lmao
He did start out saying it was an adult song right?
April 24th, 2012 at 8:43 am
Meh… he trying to have people talking, build a buzz.. it worked. Then again, maybe he wanted to try something different from his normal offerings and surprise people.
April 24th, 2012 at 8:49 am
Wow! This can not be real.
April 24th, 2012 at 9:17 am
Can someone PLEASE tell me where I am right now?!?!??
April 24th, 2012 at 10:26 am
Brian McKnight is allowed to experiment with his music. Give him a break. Its not like he’s dropping a definite single or anything, he just wants the public’s opinion of the song. I’ve heard dirtier songs from guys like Chris Brown, The Weeknd, Trey Songz, etc. Give Brian McKnight his creative space.
April 24th, 2012 at 10:36 am
Really really late April Fool’s Joke or is Brian McKnight the new Pee Wee Herman/Mr. Rodgers
April 24th, 2012 at 10:43 am
You can pretty much take this recording in it’s entirety and use it as an SNL sketch.
April 24th, 2012 at 11:08 am
Meh – tell me I’m wrong tho. Most women in the WORLD don’t know they can ejaculate…song is corny, but he has a point and he’s trying to switch things up and get people talking…like YOU!
April 24th, 2012 at 11:27 am
This is clearly for some sort of sketch comedy show. This shit ain’t real.
April 24th, 2012 at 11:56 am
If SNL was raunchy like that
April 24th, 2012 at 11:57 am
first of all , let me be in the minority and say i liked it … i thought it was genius actually. 2nd this dude still sings amazing. lets see how tray or chris will sound in there 40’s ( if they make it that long , i’m looking at u chris )second , i think the people who got offend were poeple who dont know hot to make their ***** work. i mean really. i would give my left pinky toe to get Ghostface Killah on the remix !!!
April 24th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Women around the world applaud you and mr.mcknights efforts to educate women on their ability to ejaculate
April 24th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
The beat had me thinking of mr.roger neighborhood theme with an urban twist and perverted lyrics..dnt know why but that’s my 2 cents
April 24th, 2012 at 1:38 pm
………. Nigga Please
April 24th, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Brian is that you??? If so, please listen up….you have a lane…this is not it. Go back to Adult Contemporary…think Kem & Eric Benet.
Tyrese tried to switch lanes with rapping…Brandy too…and lest we forget Mary J’s alter ego Brook Lyn. When people get into lanes that aren’t their’s, they have accidents…….don’t have an accident.
April 24th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Lol because of the uncomfortably felt by many he should just change the words from Pussy to Heart or something. its an alright track lol
April 24th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
This is the most beautifully sung weird ass TMI song I’ve heard in a minute.
April 24th, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Song was cool…if you trying to get freaky with your lady on some deep down nasty shyt…mature grown up shyt…it is right on.
As far as people suggesting Brian McKnight stay in his lane….grow up. Grown ass man simply asking an opinion on the song…not if you think he has fallen off, or needs attention or is having a midlife crisis.
Maybe I’m too old LMAO!
April 24th, 2012 at 8:24 pm
That was funny!…don’t have accidents LMAO!!! but after I stop laughing you’re still wrong.
For all the adults out there Mr McKnight…it was tight!
April 25th, 2012 at 12:31 am
dick in a box was raunchy so yea they maybe can pull it off
April 25th, 2012 at 8:20 am
i mean he’s tryin somethin different…can’t wait for the mixtape lol
April 28th, 2012 at 1:22 pm
I agree the word P—- should be changed to body or something. P—- is just to harsh to come out of someone so beautiful inside. Change it Brian, I love your music, and your voice still sounds sooooooo good. Waiting on a new album.