I wish I had a wall-sized computer screen on which to watch the glorious action of this Dark Knight Rises movie trailer…It’s gorgeous and grim, and loaded with all the classic cues of a Christopher Nolan flick. Collapsing skylines, swallowing crevices, candlelit Marion Cotillard, and lots and lots of staircases. But even if much of the cast in Batman Wears Prada While Bronson Blows Up His Dream State seems familiar, I can’t wait to see how the movie incorporates the ideas of Occupy Wall Street into the storyline of absolute power corruption….Oh hay, 1%.

There’s a storm coming Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches. Because when it hits you’re all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us…” -Catwoman

Oh, who am I kidding, all I care about is BANE.


Now along with the Dark Knight Rises trailer, there were other solid teases to keep film fans salivating for 2012…

1) Prometheus trailer…of a trailer: What do we learn about Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel?
2) Wrath of the Titans trailer: More Perseus, more sandals, and super gnarly looking Titans!
3) The Dictator: Sasha Baron Cohen’s new spoof looks amazing….ly offensive!

Watch all three after the jump…

1) Ridley Scott, director of that masterpiece Alien, says his Prometheus movie isn’t exactly an Alien prequel. But all the nerds refuse to believe him. The OG girl with the dragon tatt aka Noomi Rapace will be there, so will Stringer Bell aka Idris Elba, and Michael Fassbender, who is quickly monopolizing every serious leading man role in Hollywood. Sucks for you, Timberlake ; ) Prometheus is out June 2012.

2) I actually liked Clash of the Titans, the 300-edition. It was cheesy, but fun, looked great, and I could watch it while shopping online without really missing much. Avatar‘s Sam Worthington is back, with a curlier hairdo. But is it odd that he sucks in any movie where he wears normal pants? Anyways, I like this siamese twin Titan monster, and I always love Liam Neeson and Voldermort. Wrath of the Titans is out March 2012.

3) Borat was incredibly uncomfortable and hilarious. Bruno was just uncomfortable. But Sasha Baron Cohen’s new movie The Dictator looks fantastic! And not just because I’m a sucker for brutal Kardashian jabs. It’s timely stuff, and knowing Cohen’s past Ali G work…I’m expecting a lot of “it’s funny because it’s true.” The Dictator comes out Summer 2012, and has a twitter: RepublicWadiya.

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