um, because if the man I loved just cancelled our wedding on the morning of the big day, and then I allegedly went to the hospital in fear of going into early labor, the first thing on my mind would be….”Oh gosh, please let me get through to a writer at People Magazine. Please let my collect call go through to a person, not voicemail.” Well, great luck, TF, you get to keep the fans on their toes reading this latest inane update….

” Tameka Foster is finally speaking out about the swirl of rumors surrounding her canceled nuptials to Usher this past Saturday.

“No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue,” Foster told PEOPLE Monday, but she declined to reveal more about why the nuptials were called off. ”

Oh, and as for that alleged visit to the hospital….

Tameka says:

“We had a scare,” she says. “But, I am fine and the baby is fine.” The couple announced in June that they were expecting their first child together, due this fall.

Hmmm, that hospital visit sounds more like an Usher got a quick leash tug.