Thu 16 May 2013
Kanye West Rants: “I Ain’t Doin No Muthaf**kin SNL Skits!” (Video)
Posted by Mikey Fresh under Videos[18] Comments

Last night, Carton Network’s Adult Swim pulled all the stops and arranged for Kanye West to perform at their Upfront event in NYC. We initially thought Yeezy would come out and perform a song or two before calling it a night. Oh, how we were wrong. With a full band in tow and a digital pyramid of sorts, Ye rocked for a solid hour and performed new songs from his upcoming album. But first, check out what he had to say about his recent Paparazzi x Sign Run-in incident and his upcoming SNL appearance.
It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘When you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and shit. And like humanize yourself?’ I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthafuckas man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At one point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back. Or maybe I was demonized, or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity. I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthafuckin babies. I drop your baby and you muthafuckin sue me and shit. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best that they can be. And I don’t want nobody else to ask anything of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.
Watch video and read the full rant after the jump…
“I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity… There’s one thing about me, I’m a terrible, terrible terrible celebrity. I don’t know if you really know there’s one thing about me but I’m the worst kind of, the worst kind of celebrity. All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real shit. And that’s it. And that’s muthafuckin it. That’s muthafuckin it!
So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and shit to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and shit. Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckain celebrity.
It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘when you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and shit. And like humanize yourself? I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthafuckas man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At one point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back. Or maybe I was demonized, or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity. I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthafuckin babies. I drop your baby and you muthafuckain sue me and shit. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best that they can be. And I don’t want nobody else to ask anything of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.
Muthafuckas chasin you down, about to make you crash and shit. And all they want is for a nigga to laugh and shit. Hell nah, I ain’t doin no muthafuckin SNL skits. This is my Goddamn life. This ain’t no muthafuckin joke.
Previously:
Kanye West ‘Where The Lonely Kids Go When The Bell Rings’ Documentary (Video)
Hudson Mohawke Previews New Kanye West Records
Look Up When Walking: Kanye West Walks Into a Sign, Curses Out Paparazzi
Kanye Performs “I Am A God” for the Met Gala Fashionistas! Here’s a Taste
May 16th, 2013 at 4:36 am
Does Ye realize he impregnanted the biggest fame whore in the industry? So, enjoy the flashing lights…and yes ur a joke!
May 16th, 2013 at 4:36 am
Does Ye realize he impregnanted the biggest fame whore in the industry? So, enjoy the flashing lights…
May 16th, 2013 at 4:42 am
can’t blame him…
May 16th, 2013 at 8:30 am
From wiki:
‘A celebrity is a person who has a prominent profile and commands some degree of public fascination and influence in day-to-day media’
May 16th, 2013 at 8:31 am
From wiki:
‘A celebrity is a person who has a prominent profile and commands some degree of public fascination and influence in day-to-day media’.
May 16th, 2013 at 8:45 am
KANYE is always crying. Dude deal with it. That’s the price you pay for fame. When they stop looking for you are you going on another rant. Pull your skirt up B. What you should be doing is embracing the PAP. Even if you dont want that. Just turn the tables on them. MAN UP you look like a lil kid everytime throwing fits about everyone and everything. You still the lil brother. Ever think about growing up for once????
May 16th, 2013 at 8:47 am
And I know that PAPS are ridiculously obsessed but RELAX. It comes with the territory.
May 16th, 2013 at 8:50 am
Who’s the chick on stage?
May 16th, 2013 at 9:11 am
Wait, but he did do an SNL skit already. I remember when LeBron James was hosting, there was a skit (a pretty funny skit actually) where LeBron met with this wackjob HS Guidance Counselor who shot down his “dreams of going to college” and told him to just go straight to the NBA. Then they did the same skit again with Kanye (with Keenan playing the Guidance Counselor), where the Counselor told him to ‘go to college for a year, drop out, and make a rap album.’
May 16th, 2013 at 9:12 am
Wait, but he did do an SNL skit already. I remember when LeBron James was hosting, there was a skit (a pretty funny skit actually) where LeBron met with this wackjob HS Guidance Counselor who shot down his “dreams of going to college” and told him to just go straight to the NBA. Then they did the same skit again with Kanye (with Keenan playing the Guidance Counselor), where the Counselor told him to ‘go to college for a year, drop out, and make a rap album.’ lol
May 16th, 2013 at 9:16 am
The problem, at its core, is that Kanye is a woman, and a woman of the vain, prissy variety. Don’t be fooled by the silly goatee and men’s clothing–that’s a woman there.
May 16th, 2013 at 10:04 am
Kanye needs to chill..If all he wanted was to make music, he would have laid low-Not make those George Bush statements, Not interrupt Taylor Swift speech, Not have Music Awards rants, Not be involved with the fashion world and lastly Not get Kim K pregnant.
How can Jay-z avoid the Paps,unless he is with Beyonce, but They just find Kanye everywhere..The paps love Kanye cause they know he always act a fool..
May 16th, 2013 at 10:18 am
Funny how people want to act like being stalked by people on a daily basis to sell photos shouldn’t get on the nerves of the people who are being followed. Before you comment on things of this aspect, maybe you should try to spend a year in his shoes and see how you would react. I can’t be mad at him….at some point you just want to live. I’m sure that is why you never see the guy out at parties or clubs….he turned himself into a studio recluse because of being stalked all the damn time. Damn he can’t even get some damn ice cream with his future baby momma without having photos being shot…I would get annoyed too. He doesn’t want to be a celebrity, I highly doubt he can help that he fell for a celeb either…and I can guarantee that will be the main reason they don’t work out. Kim is going to have to let that shit go.
May 16th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
Only thing I want from dude is new music, he can keep all the rants. Thete are people waaaay more famous than him who don’t have these issues. Just do music and stfu!!
May 16th, 2013 at 2:17 pm
Loads of celebrities stay out of the spotlight/tabloids, the only ones who end up in the mags every week are the ones who actually court the paps.
If Kanye was sincere, he wouldn’t have got with a total whore who is known to call the papp herself!
May 17th, 2013 at 2:22 am
“I ain’t no m********in celebrity”
“Now where’s my leather skirt”
He’s made himself the biggest joke in hip hop, his music can be pretty good but he seems like an egomaniac & takes himself too seriously, I honestly think he thinks when he drops a record he’s changing the world.
May 18th, 2013 at 10:42 am
Who the hell is buying his “music”? Is this a “concert”? Talking a bunch of BS in front a background of birds makes you a recording artist? Fuck outta here Kanye!
May 20th, 2013 at 5:28 pm
Please please please can we save Kanye from that road I thought I would never see him go