Thu 29 Jan 2009
Exclusive! HoodNewz is Back! (from the Inauguration?)
Posted by Miss Info under Crony-ism , Exclusives , Good For Me , Laugh With , Things I Love[13] Comments
While I grow old waiting for a dang imovie to upload to youtube….ugh….my only solace is that Dick Shittman has resurfaced!
Looks like he and his team of misfits were at the Inauguration, which was 9 days ago?….maybe they got waylaid at the Tailhook Association afterparty.
No matter, because HoodNewz presents:
HoodNewz Inauguration Pt1
[audio:Hood.mp3]HoodNewz Inauguration Pt2 (LOL @ the Robot Thingy ad)
[audio:Hood2.mp3]HoodNewz Inauguration Pt3 (featuring a guest appearance from an angry Peter Rosenberg)
[audio:Hood3.mp3]
January 29th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Dear Info,
We here at Hood Newz want to thank you for your constant support.We’ve been a fan of your work since Charlie’s Angels and loved you in Kill Bill. We look forward to bridging the gap between your people and our wonderful staff here at Hood Newz.
Tootles,
Dick
January 29th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
the white man voice is inconsistant..still funny
January 29th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
“bridging the gap…..”
*dusts off sexual harrassment handbook”
(heard that Mr. Shittman is the heir to the Riddex Plus empire. He only dabbles in hip hop for the gaps. “
January 29th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Dear Mr. Tyson,
I am not ‘white’ per se, but more “khaki colored” if you will.
Thanks you for watching the only newz that counts to 10.
Dick,
January 29th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Dear Miss Info,
My association with the Riddex Plus empire has no business in any of our discussions. However, if you would like to purchase stock options in this fledging company, then we are more the open to talk about franchising opportunity in your part of the country.
and for your information, I’ve been “dabbling” in hip-hop since Melle Mel put out “My Adidas” in 1991. So you’re not dealing with any slouch here. Think about that next time you decide to step to me about rap music.
Word life,
Dick
January 29th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
you just made my day info.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
see….my point exactly.
ps: owning a beeper store in the Sunrise Mall and charging extra for DJ Clue ringtones does not count as being a hip hop head, Dick. They were supposed to be freeware.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
its been a minute since they came with some hoodnewz.
good shit right here.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Yo, Like fo reel. I try 2 tell Deek not to sell dem sheets in da mall, butt he dosent leesing.
Yo, chout out to all my Dommynicans in Da Heights yo. Deep Set! Berd Gang..Dimelo Loco!!
January 29th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
DYING @ THE ST.IDES COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
ugh it gunna get corny when everyone acts like theyre dick shitman willie good, jack ovalot and phillip ondeez … watch !
January 31st, 2009 at 8:38 pm
funny shit
Is this where Cam’ron got shot? LOL can’t stop laughing at that one and the Dr. Dre joint
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Glad to have Dick shittman and the hood news back, its been way too long. Got me in mad hysterics, Miss info you definitely made my day.