Apparently, it’s reached the point where DJ Khaled doesn’t even need official Billboard confirmation to brag about having the number one song in the country. So to celebrate his latest, um, achievement, the We The Best mogul revamps his “hit single” with an expectedly heavyweight remix starring Usher, Rick Ross, Fabolous and Ace Hood. More importantly, however, Khaled has also released a 12-minute vlog of himself swimming, sipping champagne and suffocating some poor woman in the Bahamas. Just make sure you skip past the 1:29 to 1:32 mark. Seriously, you’ll never be able to get that image out of your head.

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