Mon 28 Feb 2011
Charlie Sheen, the gift that keeps on giving: “I AM on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen!”
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After the mindnumbing snore-a-thon that was The Academy Awards.…be thankful that Charlie Sheen is back out in the world, and hitting up the publicity circuit to promote….his trainwreck life philosophy? This guy went to rehab in his living room, attacked his studio bosses, got his hit show “Two and a Half Men” shut down, vowed to keep going to work anyways, and on Tuesday, Sheen will be on 20/20…..with the best craziest quote ever:
“Yeah, I am on a drug…it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once you’ll die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. (heh heh) Too much?”
*blankest stare*
PS: I’d just like to point out that Sheen is so trill…even though this was a guy making $2-million per episode, he still didn’t feel the need to fix that one janky canine coke tooth. Ballsy! Elay on Twitter asked, what is a coke tooth? Look!
Watch Charlie Sheen’s amazing “I am on a drug” clip, and more….
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“Yeah, I am on a drug…it’s called Charlie Sheen. Uh, it’s not available because if you try it once you’ll die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. (heh heh) Too much? It’s just again, I woke up. I’ve been kicked around, I’ve been criticized. I’m just this aww-shucks guy with this, like, bitchin’ rock star life…but I’m just finally gonna completely embrace it. I’m gonna wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently…through violent hatred.”
(full promo of ABC’s Charlie Sheen sitdown…..unfortunately, ABC made the mistake of trusting crazy person. So after Sheen said he was giving them “an exclusive,” he immediately went and talked to NBC’s “Today Show” too. So both interviews will air on Monday. Gotcha, studio “turds”!)
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Charlie Sheen’s boss reacts by deading the whole wildly-successful sitcom
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February 28th, 2011 at 2:03 am
Lol man I love this guy but I think most of the criticism is because people care about ya man. We don’t want to see another Hollywood death due to drugs and alcohol thats it.
February 28th, 2011 at 2:30 am
charlie sheen is gangsta !! I guess money isnt enough sometimes i feel him
February 28th, 2011 at 5:09 am
Isn’t Charlie Sheen just the white Tracey Morgan?
February 28th, 2011 at 11:00 am
omg
February 28th, 2011 at 11:29 am
Charlie Sheen doesn’t just remember his lines, he snorts em.
February 28th, 2011 at 11:44 am
badumbump!
February 28th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Charlie Sheen is the real BasedGod.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
1)no
2)Tracey does less drugs
3)one is funny, one is an actor . . . hmm
4)maybe Tracey Morgan is the Black Emilio Estevez
February 28th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
dave chapelle would have made a great parody of this if chapelle show was still around….oh well
February 28th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
hahaha! true. But Emilio wasnt so funny either.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Oh yeah? Well, check out the movie poster for WISDOM and you will change that tune. Either it’s a joke pose or he just ate an old batch of Collards before taking the pic
February 28th, 2011 at 12:41 pm
“Yeah, I am on a drug…it’s called Charlie Sheen” – Charlie Sheen
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“Crack is Wack” – Whitney Houston
February 28th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Why do pepple lable junkies like this dude and Lindsey Lohan gangsta? or worse yet lable em hip hop? What does being strung out and burnt out on hard drugs have to do with being gangsta or hip hop???
Stop that sh*t. What do they call DMX, oh yeah, a crackhead.
February 28th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
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“I brought crack??? Show me a receipt!!!”- ya girl Whitney again…
*smh* 🙁
February 28th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Dude is buggin’ for real!!!
He’s cryin out for help, the other side of him seems like he wants to be found in a messy hotel room or froze outside on a base house somewhere…
I bet any director will pick him for their next movie or tv show in a second!
(yes I’m going there!)
February 28th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
…& wakda flock is a “coke tooth”??? I’ve been around, never heard of that one. LOL
February 28th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
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February 28th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
“You cant process me with a normal mind” – The Sheen
Lol, i swear, give him a southern drawl and I would think the interviewer was talking to Lil Wayne when he made that statement lol.
I hope they resolve this. I love Two and a half men!
February 28th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
All yall are wrong. Charlie Sheen is the white version of Rick James….
February 28th, 2011 at 4:56 pm
haha charlie be going in
February 28th, 2011 at 4:57 pm
If he lives another year I will be shocked. Not hoping for his death, I’m just sayin’.
February 28th, 2011 at 6:50 pm
“Cocaine is a helluva drug…”
“I’m Charlie Sheen Bitch!”
March 1st, 2011 at 10:26 am
FROM BUJU TO CHARLIE all sides of drugs is a bad move!
KIDS…say no to drugs!!!!!!!!!!
March 1st, 2011 at 6:00 pm
LOL
March 1st, 2011 at 6:03 pm
DONT FRONT ALOT OF DUDES WOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING CHARLIE WHITE DOING LOL…THATS FOR COKE..LOL..REFERRING TO MULTIPLE CHIKS IN THE CRIB LIVING IN HARMONY….MINUS THE YAYO THO