Wed 17 Oct 2012
And Then This Happened…Wyclef’s Birthday “Pumps In a Bump” Portrait
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In a defiant, maybe a tad defensive, celebration of his birthday, Wyclef posted this photo on twitter. The point of the photo is to show that he is in terrific physical condition. I feel the need to point that out just in case you missed that point in light of all the oil-slicked sheen, the Brazilian-cut undies, and the motorcycle-straddling.
Focus!
Read Wyclef’s statement…
Pay homage to the true father to this epic ass-bearing style…
And see why Wyclef is feeling defensive these days…
After the jump

the once and future king, MC Hammer “Pumps in a Bump” #neverforget
Now when Wyclef posted that bonkers b-day photo today, he also tweeted:
“TODAY I AM 43 YEARS OLD! I look And feel 26! U cant keep à good Man down! Keep à smile when they want you to frown!”
Credit is due for being in great shape. Strong pectoral muscle tone. But the tweet’s tone seems to be directed at the recent, and very damning, investigative report in the New York Times about the shuttering of Clef’s Yele Haiti charity. We all remember all the urging to text donations to Yele Haiti in the days and weeks after the terrible Haitian earthquake disaster. I chose to donate to Partners in Health and Mercy Corps because I’ve followed their work in past disaster areas like Japan’s post-tsunami destruction, the earthquake in China, and Hurricane Katrina.
But everyone’s heart was in the right place when they made all those text donations to Yele. And Wyclef has done many many things over the years to promote Haitian culture, and the issues of his native country.
It’s just disturbing to think that those Yele resources didn’t get properly dispensed or used. Given the bureaucratic mess of the Haitian government structure, it seemed that even veteran non-for-profits were roadblocked from helping the people in need. But if you read this article, in the New York Times, not some unsourced unaccountable “hater”….it definitely seems that the mis-use of millions of dollars went beyond just inexperience, or red-tape expenses, or even human error.
Portraying himself as persecuted like Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr., Mr. Jean, 40, writes with indignation about insinuations that he had used his charity, Yéle, for personal gain. He says he did not need to — “I have a watch collection worth $500,000”— and that doubters will someday understand “Yéle is Haiti’s greatest asset and ally.”
But on his book tour for “Purpose: An Immigrant’s Story,” Mr. Jean, who made an aborted bid for the presidency of Haiti after the earthquake, neglects to mention two key facts: a continuing New York attorney general’s investigation has already found financial improprieties at Yéle, and the charity effectively went out of business last month, leaving a trail of debts, unfinished projects and broken promises.
“If I had depended on Yéle,” said Diaoly Estimé, whose orphanage features a wall painting of Mr. Jean and his wife, “these kids would all be dead by now.”
Even as Yéle is besieged by angry creditors, an examination of the charity indicates that millions in donations for earthquake victims went to its own offices, salaries, consultants’ fees and travel, to Mr. Jean’s brother-in-law for projects never realized, to materials for temporary houses never built and to accountants dealing with its legal troubles.
Read more of the specific details in the NYT’s “In Haiti, Little Can Be Found of a Hip-Hop Artist’s Charity.” And let us know what you think.
Clef has responded to the story by telling MTV News: “A hundred years from now facts will come out, so history will always be on my side…”
Related:
Wyclef Opens Up About the Lauryn Hill Affair That Broke Up The Fugees
Wyclef And ‘Yele Haiti’ Presents: ‘Hours After The Quake’ (Documentary)
Wyclef says he was “grazed” by bullet, but can’t speculate if he was targeted

October 17th, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Someone please call 911.
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jrmcuboulder Reply:
October 18th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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October 17th, 2012 at 6:29 pm
all that oil and not nan got on them feet..
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October 17th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Knew Yele was fuckery when I contacted Clef’s manager and offered to send canned goods and he asked for money instead smh
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October 17th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
“pumps in a bump” vs “pumps and a bump”. one of them doesn’t make sense.
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October 17th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Clef may feel like he’s 26, but his hairline says he’s 62!
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Uptop Don Reply:
October 18th, 2012 at 2:55 am
lmaoooooo
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October 17th, 2012 at 8:13 pm
1) He looks every bit of 42.
2)What part of the game is this.
3) If a male took this pic.. he needs to do some spul searching.
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ChicagoMadeMe Reply:
October 17th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Soul*
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ChicagoMadeMe Reply:
October 17th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
One more thing.. the woman dancing next to Hammer in that GIF above… she killin that shit!
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October 17th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Uhhhhhhhhh ……………………………………… NO! One ashy azz leg…..smh.
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October 17th, 2012 at 9:27 pm
He should have also tweeted “This is just 1 of my toys I brought with them donations”.
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Real Talk Of NY Reply:
October 18th, 2012 at 12:18 am
Word!!! I can say i’m one of the many people that donated thru my Cell…and now this full is splurging on my $ ….”Somebody call 9-1-1″ Pun intended
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October 18th, 2012 at 1:00 am
What an odd photo.
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October 18th, 2012 at 5:50 am
He is why Haiti will never be nothing but a 3rd world nation. Crooked greedy fk boys like him. It’s shameful, you came out that poverty and you stealing and not giving back. Crooked…no wonder my pops happy when ppl think he Jamaican, mfks like him, make him ashamed… And now we also see why Pras would not support him.
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October 18th, 2012 at 7:29 am
I said it soon as the earthquake hit “Watch Clef have his face everywhere.” The man has always struck me as a snake oil salesman. Then he tried to run for Haitian president. And we all know about the crooks at the head of the Haitian government. I am not surprised by the facts in the Times piece, and I was not surprised by anything that came out prior. The earthquake was just another platform to try to make himself out as the Haitian savior while stuffing his pockets.
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October 18th, 2012 at 9:25 am
I’m not gonna sit here and say that “because he’s Haitian, this is how “they” do” because that’s just feeding into more stereotypical behavior & we all suffer from that….BUT, I will say that he is another example of a scumbag, bloodsucking, piece of shit, lowest form of human being for doing this, if it’s true…….that just happens to be Haitian…lol.
Oh yeah….and that pic is just unacceptable….He better get in shape ’cause niggas gonna be coming for his head……I’ll leave it at that.
Pardon the lanuage, Info….shit is upsetting tho…..
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October 18th, 2012 at 9:26 am
Men..(scratches head)…serious pause moment..mid-life-crisis or menopause? See what I did there?
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October 18th, 2012 at 11:45 am
Lauryn Hill has plenty of ammo for “Lost Ones Pt. 2″.
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October 18th, 2012 at 10:16 pm
What happened to the Wycelf who made “The Carnival”? The 1995 Fugees Wyclef? Why you going to up and do something like this to your legacy man?!! Then older MC’s wonder why the young cats show a lack of respect to them at times; its stuff like this that has a cheapening effect….
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