Now this isn’t very Christian. As promised, King MC Hammer’s cry for attention is live on the Internets. I mean, this sh*t wasn’t even entertaining, at least Cam went and got  JJ Evans to play Hov.

MissInfo: DEAD @ Mikey for reminding us about JJ! So so true. It’s weird, because Hammer’s beef is from 2010, shirt is from 2008, and his beat is from 1999. Also, why did the trailer look so much more dramatic than the video. Anti-climax fail!

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