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(You throw a chair? Marva picks up a table.)

I’m not really the type to surf WSHH all day watching pregnant hookers fight in the parking lot. But still, I was completely hypnotized by the brawl that popped off at a Gay and Transvestite Fashion Ball in North Carolina (Spotted on Sandra Rose). This is the best 4:98 minutes of chaotic aggression to suck you out of your sedentary cubicle coma. There are windmill punches, flying chairs, squeals, mini-stampedes…an enormous woman named Marva who picks up an 8-foot picnic table and hurls it across the room at her enemies. The action comes in waves. There is allegedly a man wielding an ax. Also a hammer. There is someone who sparks up a stun-gun to show that he is serious. There is fur.

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(In the 2014 Sochi Olympics: Marva’s picnic table discus.)

Yes, it’s totally random,
Yes, it’s ignorant behavior…but it didn’t seem like anyone got seriously injured.
Just watch it. Like a palate cleanser.
After the jump


At the 3:59 mark:
Marva, You was not playin’ with that table, gurl! You was not playin’ with that table.

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