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(Beyonce appeared a little over a week ago at Madison Square Garden, at Alicia Keys’ show. Is that extra 3-inches of lace concealing the most important procreation of the 21st century?)

(*Uterus check is what Necole Bitchie jokingly called for during yesterday’s Beyonce rumor frenzy, lol)

Remember the good old days when we could all count on a monthly Beyonce x Jay-Z wedding rumor? “They’re just got married in the Bahamas!” “They’re exchanging vows on horseback!” “She’s registered at Kohl’s!” It was a free-for-all (mostly germinated by a couple of sensational sites with little use for reliability). But eventually, Jay’once did, in fact, get hitched, and with much fanfare.

I see the same thing happening here with Beyonce Uterus-Watch 2010. A month ago, Bey showcased her wrought-iron abs in full sparkly-lotion glory down in Rio de Janeiro at Alicia Keys’ “Put It In A Love Song” video shoot. But on Thursday, a self-proclaimed “rock solid” report insisted: “According to our source Beyonce is doing fine and resting (for now), but she’s expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy. And we’re also told that Jay Z is EXTREMELY happy to be having his first child with Bey.” And interestingly, mainstream news outlets like ABC picked up the story and reported it as fact. Someone even launched BeyoncePregnant.com. *headsmack*

Today, Rolling Stone refuted that claim, citing: “…a publicist for Beyoncé from her record company, Sony, tells Rolling Stone that the report is simply “untrue.” (Meanwhile, HuffingtonPost and others countered one dubious source by citing a new and unproven one. Great.) However: The New York Post received a “no comment” from Beyonce’s publicist, Alan Nierob, which is a bit…non-committal.

Here’s the thing…the Beyonce pregnancy rumors are not really a matter of “truth” or “falsehood,” but more about “now” or “later.”

Judging from the couple’s quoted comments about their love of kids, their hopes for a family, etc. along with Jay’s touching role in his nephew Juelz’s upbringing, and Beyonce’s mom’s recent statement that she hopes new grandchildren come soon (watch after the jump)….this all adds up to pending parenting for Mr. and Mrs. Knowles-Carter. I’m sure a multi-national summit of advisors, agents, spiritualists, U.N. Ambassador Ban-Ki Moon, and Bill and Linda Gates have mapped out the ideal timeline for the baby of the century (move over, Shiloh!)….so all we have to do now is wait.

(more after the jump….)


This was from Beyonce and Tina Knowles’ recent interview on ABC, where Mom urges her daughter to get to procreatin’ and stop the waitin’ ; )

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(let’s start playing the….Monitor Beyonce’s hip-to-waist ratio game!….or not. please)