I am actually speechless….

Fresh at Crunktastical posted this video of “model” Buffy the Body and her boyfriend Gucci Mane cruising and chowing….and there are so many gems here I don’t know where to start.

I thought at first that the highlight had to be Buffy trying to school her man on the finer points of spa etiquette, while Gucci defends his need for modesty. (Seriously…What language are they speaking? Molasses?!?)

But then there’s the touching scene where Gucci cops a pair of rims for his bottom girl. (nothing says I love you like a set of wheels)

Now I was a little confused by the mean-spirited running commentary throughout the video….its seems like this footage was stolen from Buffy’s upcoming “reality” series, and then re-fashioned into a dis-video by some anti-Gucci Man contingent (or perhaps an angry baby mama?).

But nothing beats Gucci Mane’s defiant shirtlessness. At the rim shop, shirtless. And at the fine dining establishment where he and Buffy sprinkle some pig intestines on their hot sauce…..shirtless. Suck in that gut? Never! ….Gucci Mane “is a rebel to America.”

You’re so not ready for this….I know I wasn’t.