Thu 18 Mar 2010
Tiger Woods Roast 2010: South Park’s parody, and Tiger’s alleged pervy sext-messages
Posted by Mikey Fresh under laugh at , laugh with , life beyond rap , videos[21] Comments
Mikey: Well there’s definitely two people out there that won’t appreciate this, but for the rest of us… here’s Trey Parker & Matt Stone’s take on the Tiger Woods Scandal, South Park “The Sex Addiction Outbreak.”
Related: Missinfo: …..lord, help us….if these text messages from Tiger to some chick Joslyn James are really real….I’m on the next horse carriage to the great beyond. Seriously. Dude.
read them (*Not safe for work….not appropriate for youngsters*) and weep like a baby….after the jump…
(spotted on Deadspin, via RealtalkNY)
Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexy
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
March 18th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
haha i caught that shit this mornin when i left for work god bless tivo , shit was funny bringin in all those actors ,i just copped that tiger woods just do it t shirt lol
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March 18th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Only South Park could ever do any cultural current event and do it justice.
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March 18th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Where are the text back? This is some bs.
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March 18th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Jesus wept.
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March 18th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I’m speechless so speechless (lady gaga)
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March 18th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
don’t know how tiger became a sadist, but i guess if you’ve been golfing since 3 years of age it would make a sadist out of anyone. so much control exhibited on the course that he probably needs the reckless lifestyle to live. not to mention the fact that he’s been coddled his entire life. tiger is a sick dude. amazing talent but i don’t know of a single person that could de-program him. he might start smoking crack now that they took his poon train away.
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capodipset Reply:
March 20th, 2010 at 11:08 am
*DEAD at “sadist”
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March 18th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Pac Div – Shut Up (feat. The Cool Kids)
WE ALL BEEN WATIN FOR THIS TO DROP shits a ill track
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March 18th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I was laughing my ass off at the South Park clip.
THEN I read the text messages. That was a huge buzz kill, probably cause I can hear him, saying it in that white-guy-with-tight-pants voice.
I just threw up in my mouth – a lot.
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March 18th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
LOL @ South Park
As for the texts….Are we reacting to it simply cuz its Tiger? Cuz I know within THIS generation this degrading/S&M type convo cant be THAT surprising.
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Miss Info Reply:
March 18th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
yeah its really not that surprising…its just embarrassing. And the full list on Deadspin are even worse. He just sounds like such a cornball
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Nightfall Reply:
March 18th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
LOL!!!
Whats really funny are the Tiger inspired text/security smartphone apps this has spawned.
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Miss Info Reply:
March 18th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
really? That’s good to have. are there blackberry ones?
March 18th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibl3gkcbT4M
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March 18th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
*DEAD* @ “morbid curiosity”. Freaking *DEAD*.
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March 19th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Where is dave chappelle when you need him??? south park roast was alright but MAN!! dave chappelle would’ve had a field day with it!!he probably would’ve had a field day with the whole rick ross/ C.O situation… bring back chappelle show!!!
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March 19th, 2010 at 1:08 am
“What Handkerchief?!?!?!”… hahahaha loved this episode…
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March 19th, 2010 at 9:32 am
I was one of the IDIOTS who HATED southpark until very recently. I caught part of an episode where Butters was pimpin out “his bitches” on the playground and lmfao. I dvr’d the whole thing, and ive been stuck on SP ever since. The Tiger Woods episode is classic.
Alien Wizards? ha.
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March 19th, 2010 at 10:12 am
only thing im mad at tiger is with all those girls he was messing with not one of them looked hot they all looked like 34 year old coke hed club strippers with fake boobs..i would have went to mami and snatched up mad cuban chicks with real bodys.ha wats going on tiger????
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March 20th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
As clever as the Tiger Woods episode was in its satirical take, it’s a shame Parker and Stone don’t have the same punch as they did when they started 13 years ago. Hell, even the “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” episode that poked fun at the Michael “Kramer” Richards incident 3 years ago had a successful satirical execution AND hilarious flagrant jokes.
The episode made me smile a bit, but I just didn’t laugh, and the end was too stupid.
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May 13th, 2010 at 2:12 am
What fucking bitch’s son is doing unless screwing all creature’s ass hole all the time … Shit.. Fucking American-Thai born guy.. ! Go to Hell and fucking stone hole…Guy
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