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I think its awesome that Trina and NBA baller Kenyon Martin skated off to beautiful Belize for some business (a local charity basketball tournament and “hip hop peace rally”) and a little pleasure (ahem). It sucks that on their way from the airport, in a police-led motorcade,  their driver (allegedly) rammed into an oncoming minivan. But that’s not Trina and K-Mart’s fault.

However….then Trina’s publicist gave this statement to Allhiphop.

“Trina was in a small fender bender in Belize, yesterday on her way from the airport to a charity basketball event this weekend. She is currently fine, and ‘extremely thankful’ that no one was hurt in the small car accident. She is looking forward to the rest of her weekend on vacation and thankful for everyone’s safety.”

Yeah. That’s great. Enjoy those frozen mango-coladas on the beach!

Um….not to be nit-picky…but we just thought you should know, that actually 2 people were hurt in the car accident. 2 small people. Like 12 and 9 years old small. But they were taken to the hospital where their small bodies will be fixed up in no time. No….no….don’t get up. You’ll lose your cabana.

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How could you and K-Mart realize if any (really young, quite tiny) people were injured? Especially since you and your man were immediately whisked away (with your luggage) from the scene of the accident.

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More of Trina and Kenyon’s vacation slides after the jump…..

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On a serious note, I’m glad to see that Trina and K-Mart were not injured, but it seems like the folks who handled both the motorcade and the post-accident scene and Trina’s publicity need to retrace their steps.

On a related topic: I remember when rumors of the Trina/Kenyon romance first popped up, they were denied…because Kenyon was inconveniently married. Maybe its one of those awesome “only valid in the continental US” marriage licenses.

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(Kenyon and weekday wife Heather?)