Thu 11 Sep 2008
Transcribing Kanye vs the Paparazzi: What really happened at LAX
Posted by Miss Info under crime , lightbulb[30] Comments
The players: Ye=Kanye, DC=Kanye’s manager Don C., Pap1=Photographer 1, Pap2=Cameraman, Lady1=airport employee in grey, Lady2= lady in black, etc…
Ye: Gimme dat camera! Give a Black man a chance… to walk past all the non-Black people waiting in line! I…want…dat…camera. Man!
Pap1: You can’t have it! (Oh s–t, is this really happening?) Give a pap a chance…to make a living walking the line between harassment and photojournalism! Dude!
DC: What’s that guy have, Ye? (Candy? Shoes? Bape? I want some….)
Lady 1: Boarding pass?
Lady 2: (Damn, California gay rights.)
Ye: I got it! Don, this dude got exclusive photos of Kanye West! I’mma post them on Kanyeuniversecity. Firrsst, Bitches! (….wait a minute.)
DC: (damn, it’s not Bape) Ok, gimme the hand off…meet you in the Premier Lounge. Wi-fi!
Pap1: Oww, my hand! (Doesn’t he get photographed all the time?… the Skycap told me Kanye West was here….is this not Kanye West? Designer bag? Check. Bling? No!…uh oh.)
Lady 1: No, that’s not your boarding pass.
Lady 2: (Oh, wait, they’re not gay. They’re rappers. No, thank you. I’ll just wait over here.)
(more after the jump)
DC: We wrassling photographers and this lady is really sweating a boarding pass! Go away!
Lady 1: Just doing my job, sir. (…cotdamn first-class ticketholders) I.D., please.
Ye: At least we got that camera….wait…its ugly as s–t. I hate ugly things. Throw that s–t on the floor! Smash that s–t! Yuck!
Pap1: Dude! Do you see this? I’m gonna be famous!
Pap2: Yeah, I see you! You doing it real big! Scream more. (This is even better than catching Fabolous passed out with his mouth open)
Ye: (Ok, time to jet. Just blend…blend….nothing to see here…)
Lady 2 to Lady 1: You just gonna let them walk away like that?
Lady 1: Just doing my job.
DC: Hold up, what you doin?!
Pap2: (uh oh….its Kanye West’s….bodyguard. He’s smaller than I expected.) Huh? Me?
Ye: (blending….doing good)
DC: Oh, you think you slick! Well what if I grab this small fuzzy foam piece that’s on top of your camera? What if I snatch that, break it off with one hand? Now what!
Pap2: No, man, no! Please! (that would be the external mic…yes, snatch that sh–t. thank you)
Pap 2: is that Pastelle?
DC: whatchu think? uhh! (fire)
DC: That just happened. I’m out! (this mark won’t be posting any video of us fighting in the airport, beleeedat.)
Pap2: Oh my god, I have got to get to my computer. Best day ever.
Security1: Don’t move, everyone! What the hell is going on here…now that the something that was going on here a few seconds ago is over and all 3 of the actual people involved are no longer here! We ran here as soon as we could tell that something was over!
Pap2: Owunno….I’m just standing here with this camera. How would I know?
Security1: Oh, of course…I’m so sorry. Thank you for chosing American.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
you forgot the Pap#2 “Help, Police!!
and megaweedcarrier DonC “I took it, I took it!!”
Bleek and Spliff yall got nuttin’ on DC..
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September 11th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Ye: At least we got that camera….wait…its ugly as s–t. I hate ugly things. Throw that s–t on the floor! Smash that s–t! Yuck!
LOL That line was fucking hilarious!! Haaa.. funny thing is I can just imagine Kanye being like that… hahaha.
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September 11th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
DAMN WHAT TIME ‘YE POSTED BAIL?? I DIDN’T NO U COULD USE YOUR LAPTOP IN JAIL…DO THEY SERVE COFFEE TOO?
GHOST BLOGGERS COME IN HANDY HUH?
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September 11th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I got to say it is a good thing Kanye never publicly dated anyone more famous b/c I don’t think he would be able to handle the extra attention from the paps.
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September 11th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON MISSINFO.TV EVER!
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September 11th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
This was a set up just to sue! For a Recording Deal with Kanye we would send our little Soldiers up in the TMZX office to wild out! Cops and rats take pictures! Stick your camera up your ass!
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September 11th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Court date is October 2 at 8:30am. At LAX LA MUNI COURT DIV 144, 11701 S. LA CIENEGA BLVD.
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September 11th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
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September 11th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Absolute genius.
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September 11th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Kanye looked like a ninja turtle with that backpack on swinging his arms around. Go! Ninja! Go!
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September 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Hey guys, I know that this is totally unrelated to the topic, and also I might be jinxing it… but do you think it’s safe to say that Sean Kingston is out of our lives for good?
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September 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
THEY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF HIGH SCHOOL CHICKS FIGHTING OVER A BAG OR SOMETHING.I’M USED TO SEEING THIS TYPE OF THING PLAY OUT INFRONT OF THE GIRLS BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS.
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September 11th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
OH, I GET IT!! KANYE IS ABOUT TO DROP AN ALBUM. JUST ANOTHER STUNT. OH.. HE LIKES TO DROP AROUND SEPTEMBER 11. COURTESY OF THE GREAT CODE CRACKER. PEACE!!
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September 11th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Security 1 stole the shoooow lol….
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September 11th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
“(this mark won’t be posting any video of us fighting in the airport, beleeedat.)”
^hilarious
info not only are u gorgeous ur a comedic genius haha
“This is why our people don’t have anything. Cuz we don’t know how to go in places, and act proper.” -Maria Davis of Mad Wenesdays
and ps “This is all felonious. It’s like the WWF.” -Cam’ron
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September 11th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
im kinda sad i had to break my vow to never go to tmz but happy i broke it for this
p.s.
did u see the real making fun of rosenberg
it might be their best
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September 11th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Wow Info. ur having too much fun with this post. lol
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September 11th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
The irony indeed..Info you are right objectivity is not your strong suit..”Maybe the paparazzi said something slick” @ 7am and that justifies his actions? lmao amazing the lengths you go to defend him.. this kanye.com lol
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September 11th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
@chris…how the fuck is guessing at triggers a justification for reactions to the triggers?
smh @ smart dumb people.
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September 12th, 2008 at 1:19 am
I live in LA and I must confess I’ve often wished someone would kick their ass and break their shit
Paps are annoying
plus isn’t the airport suppose to be a secure place for all people why is it legal for a certain group of people to use a cmaera, take unwanted pictures of people without permission
You mean to tell me I can’t bring a liquid on a plane but some losers can annoy people getting on and off commercial airlines
Sure theres freedom of the press but you can’t call these scavengers journalist
being intrusive is not a right!
One’s freedom should not impede anothers personal space
I’m not even a kanye fan, I think he’s a arrogant shit but on this one I gotta ride with kanye
It’s human nature, if you feel crowded and someone comes and violate your personal space by giving unwanted attention more often then not an ass whooping can happen. Or your shit can get broken in this case.
I guess these dudes are your friends which leads me to think you should get stronger or harder friends because they just got jacked up by a backpacker and his manager!!!! lol
LMFAO help police! help police ! (pussies)
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September 12th, 2008 at 2:49 am
i never had such a good laugh. LOL! i appreciate you and love you info! keep bloggin’ mo’ hot fiyah!
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September 12th, 2008 at 4:42 am
Where you high when you wrote this? Lol.
Funny shit.
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September 12th, 2008 at 11:06 am
“Ye: At least we got that camera….wait…its ugly as s–t. I hate ugly things. Throw that s–t on the floor! Smash that s–t! Yuck!”
WHAMMY!
that shit is too funny.
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September 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Mustafa…I feel ya, have you ever been caught up while driving by them mofos spotting Britney…that is some scary sh*t! Motorcycles and SUVS driving mad fast, paying no attention to lights and lanes…screw them, he should have thrown the camera at them…he got the dough, he won’t go to jail. But ya Kanye is a little off.
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September 12th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
“We ran here as soon as we could tell that something was over!”
Hilarious.
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September 12th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I have to agree with those that say the paps are scavengers that feed of the blood of the hard working! I heard they claim that camera they have is worth 10k that is bullshit and I know it those SLR cameras aren’t valued at no where near that price and I know YE felt happy when he did that. Shit if I was there I would have gave him a standing ovation for that one. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU SCAVENGERS THAT TAKE PICTURES WATCH OUT ITS HUNTING SEASON AND YOUR LOOKING LIKE FOOD!!
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September 12th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
“blending…doing good” LMAO this is way tooooo hilarious!
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September 12th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
why is it that stuff like this never happens when I’m at LAX?!? and always in the same terminal.
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September 13th, 2008 at 2:20 am
@ Info.. good ghostface ref: Smart dumb people I like that album (Pretty Toney) very underated now there is a true hip hop artist that deserves the bloggery… I would be offended but I’m dumb smart and see through your balls of clay with x-ray vision smh @ imbecilic..
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September 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Hilarious!
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