oh. my. GOD.
How can Action Bronson, Party Supplies and Rik Cordero/MadRyan do this to me before noon on a Monday?!?!
Trust me when I tell you, ten bowls of Wheaties couldn’t prepare me for Rik’s evocative re-inactment of that classic classic HBO documentary, Hookers On The Point.

Like a portly, hirsute 2012 Mr. White Folks, Bronson plays a lovely pimp with a fabulous attitude. Party Supplies plays a surprisingly fit-looking dope fiend. Dory Greenberg from Audible Treats is amazing as the “lady of the night.” One of Three21Media‘s own directors Robbie Barclay plays a shady lawyer. And that’s Three21Media producer Ryan Biazon’s classic Benz being rocked. Also, fun fact…the video was shot in College Point, Queens…not exactly the Point (that was Hunt’s Point, in The Bronx), but definitely a legit hooker-walkabout.

“Hookers on the Point” is featured on Action Bronson and Party Supplies upcoming Blue Chips Mixtape…dropping on March 12!

Please someone make a gif of Action doing the classic Big Boi “So Fresh So Clean” foot flare…at the 1:47 mark! *crying*

Speaking of interesting videos…that Gillie the Kid “Chicken Man” video that came out recently doesn’t have Rik’s production value…but….um…wow.
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At first Gillie and his crew chomping on drumsticks made me so hungry. Until around the 2:13 mark…when oddly enough, I became slightly nauseous. “Pow Pow”? That young lady in the kitchen may be a bit over confident in the impact of her buttcheeks.
Thanks, I think, to Jeremy Ervins for sending it over, LOL. Gillie and DJ Drama’s Gangsta Grillz: King of Philly Edition comes out March 8th.

New Music: Cormega ft. Action Bronson, Roc Marciano & Saigon “MARS”
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Video of the Day: Statik Selektah “Never A Dull Moment” ft. Action Bronson, Termanology & Bun B