….but probably will.

ugh.

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-Young Jeezy: because I cannot tolerate that a news network called him a conscious rapper. Just ’cause BMF is in jail doesnt mean anything goes, Jeezy.

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-shameless Barack Obama consumerism: Because I didn’t like seeing the 4 different varieties of Obama cupcakes, cookies and chocolate bites at the Chelsea Market last week, and its not going to be any more appropriate to eat Baby Barack Ribs tomorrow. (I did not make any of those food items up) He’s our president….not a Disney character. Lets show some respect.

-self-promotional Barack Obama wordplay: BarackaWear, Hood Obama, Barack O’Drama (sorry Drama, still lub ya)

-Celebratory freestyles from rappers who didnt actually vote (y’all know who y’all are. Jadakiss wasn’t the only one). Celebratory freestyles from rappers who we never wanted freestyles from in any other circumstance (Tyga, Mims, Diddy, Bow Wow, etc).

-Joe the Plumber and Ashley Todd: can they be exempt from any future Obama tax break? A jackass exemption perchance?

-the old school politicians like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who have built lucrative (post-civil rights era) careers as the ambulance-chasers of the racial and generational divide.

-Obama Girl: You must stop being allowed to call yourself that. You must stop getting paid to host clubs because you and your breasts made a horrible youtube video.

-Chocolate News and DL Hughley: both must be impeached from my TV….immediately.

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