big up to reader Cliff Lawrence from BK, he just sent me something that was posted on The Dream’s myspace page. (for the record, I havent checked my myspace page in like 4 months, which I know is bad, and I’ll try to soon. But I just got fed up with all that spam. I was afraid to reply to anyone because it’d come back as some Ipod sales pitch, or worse yet, penis enlargement. Ew.)

Anyways, in an earlier post, I included a quote from The Dream (J.Holiday’s Bed, Rihanna’s Umbrella, his own Shorty is the Shit) where he pounces on Chris Brown… Ha.

And now, this…

“I’m Apolgzing for comments directed towards Chris Brown on Billboard.com“

“I spoke to Chris Brown and I advised him that when he made the public
statement in the September issue of Vibe Magazine I was disapointed
because we worked on his project and I thought he made comments that
were directed to me and since I’m the only public figure surrounding
my building, and the Song “Bed”. I took it as disrespect and the
media, and respected friends felt the same way.
Chris said the coments were towards another part of the situation
surrounding the song and I stand here to not defend my comments but
To take full responsibility for my classless choice of talking through
the media.”

“I apologize to Chris Brown, Mark Pitts, and Jive Records.”

Is it possible for soft-serve ice cream to get even smoother? Is it possible for babyshit to get even softer? Maybe it is? This Chris Brown-Dream beef is making me rethink my whole universe.