hello friends. sorry for the absence of posts! I traded in the web for a few days and substituted in a packed schedule of heavy eating, marathon sleeping, and deep conversation with my sister’s dog, Mookie.

So what did I miss?!

Well, Hov kicked Jada out of the car in the middle of the freeway, and told us all something we already knew.

But besides that….how about that B2k. My sister just said, “I haven’t heard that name in years!” Exactly. So after all that time, maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised to hear the name Raz-B mixed in with words like…youtube….accusationchris stokes….former manager…”my butt hurts“…showers….ricky romance11 and 12 years old…”Noah’s Ark.”

Yup, everyone’s least favorite resentful boy band leftover Raz B, appeared on the web, accusing his former manager (and sort of uncle) Chris Stokes of sexually molesting him at the age of 11. And then his brother (and current manager) Ricky Romance backed up the accusation with his own tales of inappropriate showering within the T.U.G. family. (Yes, T.U.G. is the actual name of Chris Stokes’ management group. No, it’s not a confession of guilt.)

Immediately, Chris Stokes (who gives alot of folks that closeted gay vibe. I just passed it off as a Hollywood thing) released a statement denying all the accusations and vowing to sue for slander. Even Omarion stepped up to defend his uncle/manager, saying: “Chris guided us, helped raised us and is… someone I respect and look up to. I have spent countless hours, days, weeks and months with the man — since the age of 5 — and have never once seen him behave inappropriately. He’s married to my aunt, and I know this man very well. I stand behind him with no question whatsoever. These people have damaged me and my reputation.”

But after all of that….

This buster completely backtracks and says this….

I can’t believe I interrupted a family game of bananagrams for that.