Tue 12 Jan 2010
The $1million diamond Jay-Z portrait: we rebuke you
Posted by Miss Info under for fashion-hounds and obsessive consumers , laugh at , not good for hip hop , photos , ugh , videos[28] Comments
Shout to reader Adrian F. who sent over this story on a company called Gemstone Creative. Its been making the rounds in the UK since last month. They make mosaic portraits out of diamonds and other precious stones. And are working the publicity circles by fashioning a portrait of lifelong diamond-lover and super famous person Jay-Z. Ok. I see the plan. But….
This company….I get the novelty aspect, but looking at their other work in the clip…diamonds or no diamonds…you’re still just copying pictures of tiger heads and the Queen of England. You spent some jeweler’s time and used stones or rhinestones to make a picture of a peacock. Anyone who buys a diamond picture of a peacock, better be named Mr. Tom Peacock, or they’re a complete ass.
Also, don’t pretend that your diamond Hov pic is 6 feet tall and 5 feet wide, GC. That’s disrespectful. There’s 22,500 stones in there….on their website, they don’t specify the ratio of real stones to rhinestones, but at that size, those diamonds would be multiple carats each? What a bargain at your price of $1million! Its weird because Damien Hirst’s infamous diamond-encrusted human skull sold in 2007 for….$100 Million.
Anyways, this and the Obama portrait are just lame. Lame if a dumb rich man fan buys it. Lame if Jay himself buys it (which I’m sure he’d never do).
I’d stick with this:
update: that diamond pic is the new version of the velvet painting…for russian oil rich. blech.


January 12th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
LOL!! The Lite-Brite was the perfect punctuation to this.
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January 12th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
the key phrase is “they don’t specify the ratio* of real stones to rhinestones”
you answered your own question
a portrait that’s 99.9% rhinestones and 0.1% diamonds (or less) ain’t gonna be anywhere near that $100 million diamond skull price (and who buys a diamond skull, anyway? although it’d be a funny gift to give superhead).
*ps: ratio wins over ration (lol. i love typos)
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January 12th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Jay is one of the ugliest dudes on tv and they want you to buy a $1mil portrait of this guy??!! Ridiculous
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January 12th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
i wonder how much a lite-brite rendition of miss info would go for
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Miss Info Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
FREE.99! LOL
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January 12th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Miss info your an ass, I love it , marry me lmao
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January 12th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
LLS!
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January 12th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I heard Game took out a loan to cop two of these.
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Datruth Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Priceless!! couldn’t stop laughing
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jimmy Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
co-sign big time!
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January 12th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
on the flipside, all of this rhinestone talk brings me back to my black chicago bulls hat, with the bull done up in rhinestones. those were the days.
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January 12th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
…….now I’m remembering those frutiy ass bandanas with the rhinestones.
#1 Offender = Master P
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Miss Info Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
and then LL (g’bless him) and his wife had a whole bedazzling business.
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hip hop Reply:
January 13th, 2010 at 2:32 am
yo she had a kiosk @ roosevelt field mall i was like wow !! and believe it or not people were buying it
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NY Jets Fan Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
LMFAO….UGGGHHHHHH NA Naaa Na Naaaa!
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khal Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
those bandanas were the worst! i’m glad i was too nerdy to rock one of those.
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Nightfall Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Memories…But will say that Aaliyah rocked it too and it was all good to me
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NFV0PfBf_A0/SvSVQ3o5onI/AAAAAAAAAVY/SVZzJAfJbyQ/s1600-h/aaliyah+bandana.jpg
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khal Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
yeah but that’s aaliyah – if my black ass had one on, i’d look like an extra in a dru hill video. all i’d need was baggy leather pants and a no limit jersey
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Miss Info Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
OMG
Miss Info Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
butter-soft leather jersey….be clear
Nightfall Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I’m now going to watch “Make em’ Say Uuugh” on Youtube.
January 12th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
u sound a bit too emotional bout this Miss info..calm down …sound like u been sent to bash this company or sumthin
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Miss Info Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
don’t tell me to calm down. log off.
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January 12th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
maybe they figure Beyonce might buy it *shrug*
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January 12th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
If I had a disposable income why not. I’d rather have a potrait of myself hangin on top of my fireplace or study instead of a famous artists work.
Besides 100 yrs from now that potrait of Jay-Z would be worth a lot. Obama’s too, but I wouldn’t buy them.
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January 12th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
who da fuck in day right mind with millions would want joe camel’s face in fake and real diamonds on a wall ?
Oh maybe joe camel himself
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January 12th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
oh we’re clear, it’d be butter-soft. loud colors, too, like a hype williams video. if we’re gonna go gaudy ’90s, we need to go IN!
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April 7th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
There is absolutley no way that Jay is one of the best mc of all time.
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