The fear factor is relatively neutered. The money and power is gone. The relevance is in history. But Suge is ripe for reality tv. Here’s the trailer for his Unfinished Business pilot. Can’t quite tell if this is a talent competition, or an “Ultimate Hustler” knockoff, or just a string of Suge-instigated beat-downs on video (kinda like “Bum Fights,” but younger, and more bravado).

But it is hilarious to me for a few reasons…1) the ceremonial burning of the G-Unit faux bulletproof vest. 2) the sheer number of fights in this short trailer. 3) the detachment from reality, ie Suge telling one of the Maloof brothers that he’d like to put together a Game vs 50 Cent fight. Or the guys touting Black Ball Records like its not just a tax shelter.

Ah, this will be cringeworthy.