Are you really trying to tell me that you have Brad Pitt in this bia and you couldn’t find it in the budget for a special effects costume designer? This s–t looks like the face-painting stand at the Columbus Ave. street festival. And that animated cat is just a bloated MC Skat Kat! (post-“Opposites Attract” pre-NORE diet) Where is the Pixar faux-reality? This is insane.

color me “in disbelief”

UPDATE: PHEW! Its fake………wait….why am I feeling somewhat sad? Do I actually wish this would actually get made?

yes. yes I do.

color me “masochistic”