Tue 2 Dec 2008
Snicker: If Beyonce was a boy…her armpit would be way worse than this
Posted by Miss Info under for fashion-hounds and obsessive consumers , life beyond rap , photos[33] Comments
I know this is totally unrap-related but these are just things that made me laugh.
For one…how much does it suck to be a celeb when you can’t just let your beauty upkeep slip for 2 days (ok, more like 3 or 4 days) without the paparazzi zooming in on your underarms on the red carpet. But that’s the life of a super pop diva.
Beyonce at the Cadillac Records premiere looking beautiful as usual. (source: TMZ)
Closeup on Beyonce’s arm pit situation….
Ok, the landscaping is off, but extra credit for the sparkle. Now I have definitely been known to step outside with a shadow….but luckily, for me to grow curls would take at least a month or two.
On the bright side though…..the extra fuzz does not appear to have any clumpy white dingleberries hanging on the vine (see Loc Dog*)
*after the jump…
dingleberries.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Wow Info, TMI………….
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December 2nd, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Thanks for ruining that fantasy for me Info…
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December 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Uhm, I can work with that haha
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December 2nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
She’s really into this whole “If I Were A Boy” steez
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December 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I’d still smash.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 3:35 am
yes thats the general male consensus
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December 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
She’s married with an ironclad pre-nup. So B doesn’t got to do anything anymore.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 am
INFO – Speaking of dingleberries, do you remember LL Cool J’s episode of MTV Unplugged? When he did “Mama Said Knock You Out”, he grabbed two mics and held them up high. You can tell he was expecting to sweat buckets with all that Right Guard stuck in the jungles of his pits.
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missinfo Reply:
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:32 am
gag
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December 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 am
WOW. lmfaooooooo @ Now I have definitely been known to step outside with a shadow….but luckily, for me to grow curls would take at least a month or two.</i loolllllllllllll
Info = numero uno
http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/20/whos-the-hottest-hip-hop-gossip-girl/7/
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missinfo Reply:
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 am
Shag-alicious ; )
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December 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 am
I’m kind of diggin it for real…She’s still sexy as fuck…you have more pictures like that?
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December 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 am
FUCK TMZ for that “Who Dat” bullshit.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 2:55 am
yet you are spread the fact bey has a little extra hair under her pits Info its TMZ they hate celebs especially black ones so if they get any opertunties to crusify her they will do so.
LF: Is it me or has Bey (figure wise) fell off since Crazy in love video? she looked better before she lost the weight
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missinfo Reply:
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:29 am
oh please, this isnt crucifying anyone, its human and its humorous. Also, if you read my text you’d see that I’m pointing out the follies of the media.
ugh.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 am
its aight nobody on this earth is perfect
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December 3rd, 2008 at 3:07 am
DO We hAVE A problem!!!
YES WE do! LOL
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December 3rd, 2008 at 7:09 am
I would still hit that. Altough I might have to pluck the hair out one by one.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 7:42 am
Damn you gys are harsh.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 7:57 am
Its funny how lot of people r being turned off by this when all women shave their pits, aint no secret. After seeing beyonce in her video Put a Ring on it, how can any guy (or girl) be turned off LOL.! Especially that pelvis movement at the chorus, C’MON PEOPLE LOL
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December 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
roflmao….miss info , you’re grimey for this one.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
If her hubby loves it, then cool! I’m just surprised she hasn’t lasered the hair off yet. I hope I don’t see these girls out here trying to start a trend with it though.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Wow Info…You ever heard of Too Much Info? All good, just playin.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Damn someone already beat me to it
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December 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I do not thing these new high quality cameras really benefit anybody. I think we would all rather see pictures of ourselves a little bit fuzzy. . . at least I would = )
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December 3rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I didn’t know that hair grows underneath peoples arm pits? I’m shocked! TMZ are full of $h!t.
So what if “B” got a little hair underneath her arm, at least she ain’t walking around looking like Amy Winehouse. I’m more interested in the Cadillac Records movie she’s promoting. I want to see Beyonce’s portrayal of Etta James. I’m a big fan of those iconic women of that era.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
(Carl Lewis) Uh Oh
that ain’t right (smh)
pause………..who cares sigh
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December 3rd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
these paparazzi ppl don`t miss nuthin! lmao
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:08 am
So she’s got bad breath AND hairy pits? Damn, I guess when you’re that fine, hygene isn’t your biggest concern.
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December 4th, 2008 at 4:03 am
lmfaooooooooooo i needed a laugh before going to bed.
the zoom in with Info commentary…. gets me everytime lolll
thanks Info
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December 18th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Leave Beyonce Alone!! This Pic Was Probly Photo-Shop, Its Probly Fake!!! Nobody Dont Have Should Say Anything About Her Cause She A Hard Worker And Isent Like All Those Other Celbs On Crack And Stuff…Anywayz Thats Not Gross Its Part Of Life!!
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December 19th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
It’s a shame when you’re so famous and envied that folks even analyze your ARMPITS. I actually feel sorry for the girl. She can’t even come outside with her shoe untied without somebody zoomin in on her shoe saying “a real bitch would tie her shoe”….damn. She gotta be perfect at all times. That’s almost impossible. On another note, she could’ve shaved better, but then again, maybe she didn’t have time. We wouldn’t know what it’s like to be a huge celebrity like that. Someone was probably rushing the hell out of her to get ready for the event….just sayin….
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April 14th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Just buy a gilette and a can of shaving cream and everything will be okay.
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