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I love Lil Wayne’s swagger, but I beginning to wonder if what we’re calling quirky star quality, is actually some early stage dementia.

The good folks at Complex (thank you) sent me some outtakes from the new issue’s Weezy F. BabyPleaseSayTheBaby cover story…..and…um….wow.

Wow, as in, I actually felt a lil’ woozy reading it. I thought maybe it was because I hadn’t drank enough coffee, but no….it was hardcore mathematics like this:

“You are your pain, nigga. You can cut yourself right now. That don’t hurt because you are your pain. If it hurts you, then you done that, it’s a mind thing. You ever notice when you have a very stuffy nose or you have a cold and you eat something, you don’t taste nothing, you be like, “I can’t eat nothing, I can’t taste it, I’m hungry,” that’s because you don’t actually taste nothing, you know what I mean? You are you, you make everything around you. You make water, you make the sky, because it’s you, if you don’t want that to be water then it ain’t water, fuck. It’s you, so…ya dig?”

That’s high. Really really really (x 100) high.

I would summarize the rest of the outtakes if I knew what the hell he was talking about.

I know there’s some explanation of how he and the Hot Boys reunited. And I’m managed to figure out that Weezy vows to never wear bathing ape again, because of The Clipse, saying “I was the hottest nigga to ever have Bapes on…quote that. (So what will the weezy wannabe’s wear now? This could cripple the bootleg Bape market in Dade County. Luckily Soulja Boy is still reppin’.)

Oh, and Weezy even talks about proposing to a woman onstage at the BET Awards. Obviously he didn’t end up doing that, instead he fumbled some of the words to “Duffle Bag Boy” and debuted “Gossip,”….(but rumor has it that the lucky girl Weezy wants to pass Toya Nivea Trina Solange Farrah Karrine‘s old toothbrush and empty dresser drawer to is Lauren London. I dunno…)

Well, I can’t wait to read the real thing when it drops, but for now, there’s headcrack like this…. (click more…)

Lil Wayne names some of his current role models…

“[Oscar De La Hoya], Tom from MySpace and Bill Gates, I just wanna smoke three blunts with them, just three, just three blunts, I bet you I’ll come back high, whoo, them niggas are beast…..

I saw [Mark Cuban] coming out of my condos one day with an iPod on him and two big niggas with him, ain’t no security. They were just rocking, three together. I ain’t got no racist issues, but when you see a cracker with two niggas, you know that cracker got all that money, he don’t even need to see a nigga, no black people ever need to come in his eyesight he’s so rich-and these your homeboys? I respect the fuck out of him for that, …, so I fuck with Mark Cuban heavy. I love a nigga who do what the fuck he want, just like I told you, Martin Luther King said we can do what the fuck we want, he do what the fuck he want, him and Bam Margera. What will Bam do next? Whatever the fuck they want…that’s one of my favorite shows.”

Oh, but I do like that Lil Wayne is man enough to admit when he’s bested on a song, like he was on “Barry Bonds” by Kanye. Weezy says:

” ‘Ye killed me on that song. I was tight because I was like it could be way hotter than this. So when I heard his verse I was like “oh, we doing this again.” I done it twice, they got two different versions. I done one and I ain’t hear his verse and I done the other one after I heard his verse and even when I finished I said why don’t you let him be the man of song. Meaning that it was needed and what I’ve done nobody else can do it.”