Do you still have a ringtone? Do you actually pay for it? And if you pay for it, did you get your ringtone from a cartoon martian on an annoying late-night commercial? Then that obnoxious “Knuck if you Buck” ringer just masks your secret shame.

I liked ringtones back when everyone had a Motorola Pagewriter and DJ Clue would “produce” these tones and send them out. I’m way over them now. Its all about ridiculous decals on the blackberry now : )

(Oh, my girl Gigi’s new Kanye tones are still hot…’cause pre-release ringers are cool)

But anyways…the hardworking duo at the Recognize Real blog sent over yet another cheeky bit…for all you couch rockstars, lol.