MissInfo.tv » Rihanna Is Smokin’ Hot on GQ: It’s Never-Not-Nude Season Again!

(Rihanna and her gifted underboob on the latest GQ Magazine)

Another Rihanna album release means a few things…
1) There will be some great new songs, with exciting pedigrees: Like the new song, “Stay” which Rihanna debuted on SNL over the weekend. Our insider tells us the song is co-written by Justin Parker (who wrote on Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die) as well as newcomer Mikky Ekko (more on him later, I’m already a fan).
2) There will be some kind of ridiculous pre-release buildup stunt: Rihanna will do that thing where she performs a bunch of shows all over the world in a few days. Remember when Hov did that 24-hour Kingdom Come tour? Rihanna’s doing 7 shows in 7 cities in 7 days.…because this is her 7th day. And 7 rainforests will die from the 7-hundred foot carbon footprint. jk.
3) Rihanna will re-affirm her claim as the most photogenic woman in pop music: Just like last album, there will be many crazy hot photos of her. Both men and women will be agog at Rihanna’s pearlescent skin and uninhibited raunchy gaze. She will wear some couture, but mostly she will wear nothing at all. This is Rihanna’s never-not-nude season, 2012. And it is “unapologetic.”

(Rihanna and Kate Moss take turns as each other’s sticky seat cushion for V Magazine)

Rihanna’s hot Victoria’s Secret Show photos…
And a brief timeline of her never-not-nude seasons…
After the jump

A brief Rihanna never-not-nude timeline:
2012 Spring: Rihanna’s Steamy ‘Esquire UK’ Spread: Sideboob! Cake! Crack Shot! Again!
2011: Rihanna Frolics in Ireland…Until Farmer Says Put Yer Damn Clothes On!
2011 again: Rihanna Rubbed Dirt All Over Herself For Nothing?: Esquire’s ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Winner is…
2009: SexyTime: Rihanna in GQ and at “Hard” shoot (aka those bathroom pics were good practice)
2009 leaked: Exclusive Scoop: Cassie, Rihanna,….guess who’s next?

Even when tying a random sweater around her waist because some network tv censor deaded her thong reveal…Rihanna looks great. Even when trying to play off the fact that she’s picking her nose.

Oh, by the way…my phrase never-not-nude is a play on never-nude, which is from Arrested Development. Not the band, but one of my favorite tv shows ever. Edutain yourself. Here’s a clip:

Iyonah Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Rhi Rhis.. just slay left and right, even though she yodle. That’s my bish!

hip hop needs mature fans Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Rihanna is STUNNING! She truly is SETTING RECORDS…WINNING!

Kipp Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I Love me some kate moss bwoy

twill Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 6:56 pm

“scuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder” needs to be inscribed in large, noticeable-from-quite-a-long-distance-away-letters on some big ass mountain somewhere in one of those mystical countries that only exists on the discovery channel.
also, rihanna. goshdang. those unrealistic standards she’s projecting into my eyeballs are really gonna impact my upcoming relationship(s) in very positive, uplifting ways.

Miss Info Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 6:57 pm

HAHAAAA!!
thank you for watching the unrelated/related video.

@kevinmorosky Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 7:46 pm

you know its coming back right?

Truf.com Says:
November 12th, 2012 at 7:54 pm

I dont see what’s so hot about this chick. Not hating on people’s tastes (beauty is def in the eye of the beholder) but I feel like Ri’s team is trying to push like she’s some giant sex symbol for all us men. This chick is average to me. Always been. Not enough booty for me to lose my mind. Face is cute but not the cutest I’ve seen on TV. Skin tone is aight but not the greatest either. And more importantly, her whole swag is that of a crazy chick, and not in a good way. Don’t get the hype.