Fri 8 Jan 2010
Rihanna in Love: Funny-or-Die’s Matt Kemp spoof, and Rihanna x Matt’s boat bliss
Posted by Miss Info under for fashion-hounds and obsessive consumers , laugh at , life beyond rap , photos , relationships and family , videos[16] Comments
Matt Kemp’s Match.com Commercial – watch more funny videos
“I’m just lookin’ for a chick with a dude’s haircut…”
omg, HA! Ok, this guy doesnt really look like Rihanna’s new boyfriend Matt Kemp (in fact, he kind of looks like the homie Eskay, lol)….but this Funny-or-Die faux-Matt Kemp Match.com profile made me choke my SmartWater down the wrong pipe.
Speaking of “public ass-groping”…nothing looks better on a girl than new love. Old love looks snug and secure, but new love looks shiny and sexy, lol. RihannaDaily had tons of photos from Rihanna and Matt’s yacht trip off the coast of Cabo San Lucas…(click to enlarge)
January 8th, 2010 at 2:39 am
rihanna’s hair? #fail
this relationship? #fake
it just seems like they are really pushing this to the papz.
like the 1st set of pics of them together, when he was grabbing her butt it just screamed, “heyy make sure u get this shot of me grabbin this left cheek”.
he seems like he has his own hidden agenda & wants to make a name for himself. he got his agents on espn confirming the relationship *side eye* he went from letoya luckett to rihanna.
he trying to be the next derek jeter or a-rod smh
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Miss Info Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:42 am
really? they look so cute to me…but then again, we’ve never seen him talking in public, so I can’t really gauge his vibe. I guess its hard to not look in love when you’re young and beautiful and rich and on a luxury yacht in mexico, lol
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January 8th, 2010 at 3:48 am
lol @ the video…
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January 8th, 2010 at 8:59 am
I REALLY DON’T SEE WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL…ROBYN TOLD YA’LL ALL SHE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS WAS GOOD FOOD AND GOOD SEX
PEOPLE SURE LIKE THROWING THE WORD “LOVE” AROUND…I SEE INFATUATED/CARE FOR AND IN LUST. THEY SCREWING FOR THE HOLIDAY…AND I AIN’T MAD THAT HER! LOL
SH*T, LET THE RELATIONSHIP GROW BEFORE YOU USE THE WORD LOVE
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January 8th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Hey thats how you keep ur name running thru the new year … and its only 8 days into the new year – great PR
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January 8th, 2010 at 10:18 am
First time here since the new year, so many wishes to you Miss INFO and all y’all!
This sh*t was hillarious!!
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January 8th, 2010 at 11:31 am
In order for me to stomach this ish, Ima need Rih’s publicist and personal assistant/bff to NOT accompany her on her romantic getaways wit her new “boo.” And it’d also help if her publicist could manage to stay outta the paps shots in a bathing suit as well AND if (fine azz) Matt Kemp wouldn’t look dead at the camera and smile while he’s squeezin Rihanna’s azz. If these conditions are met, then and only then, will I be able to tolerate this. LOL
I don’t doubt Rihanna and this dude are kickin it and like it each other but the way she uses her relationships for publicity to further her career, I guess is a bit icky to me. It so smacks of, my album not selling so well, so lemme ramp up my PR. Its not a new Hollyweird trick by any means but still its icky. Oh well, that bathing suit is tha bizness.
Oh, and wasn’t this dude just dating Letoya Luckett in Novemeber? He’s as thirsty as they come. smh
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January 8th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I mean rich people date like this all the time ! I know it entertainment but they fly young people and thats what they do ! Im sure when they get tired of one another They will be on to next!
But any time she is in a pic with a dude she’s dating them! alleged anyway I’m just saying let her live ! She a singer that makes great music if it isn’t effecting her music keep doing what she doing! she need something to sing about! lol
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January 8th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I just can’t get into Rihanna. I don’t get the hype. never did. I could think of a million chicks that look better and have more aura. And i hate when chicks have a tighter haircut than me.
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th!z Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
deadass, her line-up be joell ortiz-esque.. i’d have to be in the chair every tuesday and friday to keep a ceasar that hard
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mustafa Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I too are envious of her shape up smh
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January 8th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I say go head RiRi I think they just like each other. Do it while your young I would say. Laughing at the video “I don’t hit chick if that counts I just don’t”. so funny hehe
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January 8th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
im so sick of this shit ppl need to leave him alone . its annoying for real
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January 8th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
…..I like public ass-groping, phat booty POWWWW!!!!!!
ROFLMAOooooo…
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April 14th, 2010 at 7:19 am
Oh that girl lives the good life, I like her taste in men too
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