(trailer spotted at Vulture)

hahaa….I can’t even hate on this, both “Twilight” and “New Moon” sucked monkey balls, but the books were so addictive, and the whole phenomenon is so ludicrous, I just have to embrace the cheese and go with it. Oprah actually debuted the “Twilight: Eclipse” trailer today….with the help of James Earl Jones Dakota Fanning. And its just as it should be. Awesomely absurd!

Grey boy vs Brown boy….fighting over Taupe girl.

Papa Cullen has raided the hair and makeup archives from “Amadeus.”

More of those lush Portland trees.

The awkwardness of Dakota Fanning’s unavoidable puberty caught on film.

New white meat, this time, pre-moistened.

And in case you haven’t noticed those beautiful trees….how bout, frosted!

(by the way, yes I said “Dag.” As in….see after the jump.)