so one of my favorite most in-the-know birdies told me that 50 Cent is in a bit of a pickle….

Its like the gods are conspiring against this “Amusement Park” single or something. First there was that unfortunately thing with the beat (50 bought it for his album but the producer neglected to mention that he had given the beat CD to DJ Drama before for a Jim Jones freestyle). And now, on the eve of 50’s big “Amusement Park” video debut on MTV….the video has been rejected.

Why?….oh I ownno, maybe it has something to do with the hook “you dont have to take your panties off, just move them to the side…” (HA! me and the birdie got a good laugh out of that one. ladies, dont act like its a new concept.) But of course its hypocritical in many ways because MTV regularly features young drunk (usually white) girls doing way worse on screen than that.

So now 50 has to switch plans and debut the “Straight to the Bank” video instead…..um…err….uhh….what “Straight to the Bank” video? There isnt one yet. Eh…just a minor detail…I’m sure 50 can cook one up by next Wednesday. Doesnt he have staff videographers living in the boathouse or something? I’m gonna hit up Sha Money and suggest my boy Rik Cordero who did Joell Ortiz’s “Brooklyn Bullshit” vid.

In the meantime, thank you to all the celeb drama readers who sent me this new 50 Cent online vid for “Fully Loaded Clip.” Game does it, Jay did it, and Maino does it, but 50 is still the master when it comes to dropping names and throwing them under the bus in a casual way so the artists are pissed but unsure if there’s beef, lol. Evil.