Wed 14 Jul 2010
Mel Gibson’s disgusting phone rants:
By now I’m sure you’ve heard the sweet sounds of Mel Gibson’s phone jonesing with his Russian ballerina babymama, Oksana Grigorieva.
Ladies, it’s okay to admit that you were entranced by Mel’s breathless terms of endearment, as he berated his girlfriend for not going to the jacuzzi with him, as he admitted that he knocked out her teeth while she held their infant daughter, and as he suggested that her fashion sense might get her raped by some men of color.
But as disgusting as this neverending stream of audio is, the plus side is the flood of Mel Gibson mockery. For instance….Someone was genius enough to create posters of Mel Gibson’s choice quotes with kittens. Verbal abuse can be adorable!
(for the record, though: it’s actually not adorable, it’s frightening and anyone who is experiencing this in their own relationship needs to run in the opposite direction….but that black and white kitten is SO CUTE.)
But there’s more….what about the Mel Gibson x Christian Bale mash-up, twice the crazy! And then there’s the overdub masterpiece Mel Gibson rant x What Women Want…etc.
UPDATE: DJ Brainchild also made a Mel Gibson x Kat Stacks mashup! Lawd.
after the jump
David Letterman’s Top Ten Mel Gibson Excuses
Mel Gibson rant x Mel Gibson’s What Women Want
Mel Gibson rant dance remix
PS: my compadres over at Complex did even one better, by compiling a full list of all the most horrifying and embarrassing celebrity audio over the years. Poor Alec Baldwin, he played himself with that one.