complete with shiny lady assistant (aka wife).

Eskay, I don’t know if I can ever forgive/repay you for sending me this video promo for “Mason and Twyla’s Born to Succeed.” I’m struggling with both fight and flee instincts just thinking about this.

Who is this grinning cheshire used car salesman before me? What is this woman’s hair wired up to?

And what have they smeared on the camera lens?….looks like they used a barbara walters lens. Or is it a porn lens?

This guy gives off a distinctly unholy vibe.