(*Censored* Love and Hip Hop Season 3‘s daintily dressed Jen the Pen, and scantily-clad Erica Mena)

Oh, did you not get the memo?…Ladies, just donate all your sweaters and Puritanical button-up tops to the poors because in 2013, covering up your blessing is strictly for squares. The best of the nightlife spots will institute “Shirts No Service” rules. To be fair, I have no factual proof of this, but I am going by what I’m seeing from everyone’s New Year’s Eve club photos, and from what was exhibited at Thursday’s premiere party for VH1’s Love and Hip Hop Season 3. Reality TV shows are for sharing your personal life. Reality TV parties are for sharing your areolas.

Castmember Erica Mena set the bar with her Ice-Capades sparkly-doily body net. Tahiry Jose aired out her bra, and Joe Budden‘s girlfriend Kaylin went topless with just an open blazer and double stick tape. Great bodies all the way around, but….how will they top this for the chair-throwing “reunion” special? (VH1 will be the 1st network to replace “upfronts” with “full-frontals”; )

See more photos of the clothing-optional cast of Love and Hip Hop Season 3….
And watch Hot97’s footage from the viewing party, w/ Joe Budden, Tahiry, Kaylin, etc…
After the jump

Sidenote: I guess I picked the wrong year to eat carbs.

Watch Hot97 x Bossip’s video coverage of Love and Hip Hop’s Season 3 premiere viewing party:

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