Kris Jenner, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian in Paris

The official minister of propaganda for the Kardashian enterprise, Kris Jenner, called into Australian radio station KIIS 106.5 to update the world on her children’s emotional states, fertility projects and bedfellow changes. She also addresses KimYe’s residential status, Jay Z and Beyonce’s absence at the wedding of the decade, and Khloe’s new beau French Montana.

Accept your Planet Kardashian transmission after the jump…

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Did you ever find out why Jaden wore that batman outfit to the wedding?
Kris Jenner: It was kind of fabulous. When I saw him, I’m like…I love him so much. He’s got a cute personality, and some humor in him too. He’s really a cool guy. [editor’s note: EYE-ROLL] When I saw him, I thought…Only he could pull this off, it was fantastic. But the next day, I lost my shoes…so I saw him in the lobby…I wore Jaden’s batman shoes home.

Everyone expected JayZ would be Kanye’s best man, but [Jay Z and Beyonce] weren’t at the wedding…
Kris Jenner: There was so much commotion and excitement, I never gave it a second thought. I know they sent really nice wishes to Kanye and Kim. I just assumed they were working… I think there was so much going on, that was the last thing on anyone’s mind. It was all Kim, Kanye, and the baby.

So Khloe’s got the new boyfriend…
Kris Jenner: (pause)….I think she’s really happy in the place that she’s at in life. And she has a lot of really great friends. But I think she’s just doing her thing and figuring it out.
[editor’s note: Haaaaan?]

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