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(Frankie with her man Mon. When in doubt, Mon draws attention away from his blank expression by making a scissorhand)

Keyshia Cole’s mother Frankie (previously, of dog-slapping fame…remember?)  admitted on Atlanta radio to verbally attacking Chili from TLC at a recent party. According to her personal videographer, Freddyo:

“Frankie wanted to take a picture with Chili cause she’s her biggest fan. All I am going to say is Frankie had too many drinks and her alter-ego took over. Chili who was doing an interview at the time was caught by surprise when Frankie ran over to give her a hug. Frankie didn’t like Chili’s return hug. Chili then walked to where Yung Joc was standing not thinking anything of it and started conversing with him. Out of nowhere, here comes Frankie leaping on top of me trying to get Chili… ‘You think you better than me!’ Remember, by this time Frankie was officially lit! Chili asked if she was ok and then Frankie tries to grab her again….”

More of Frankie’s story…and her video ultimate to her boyfriend, Mon, after the jump….

(continuation of Frankie’s Chili altercation…)

“….Chili pushed her hand away and stating ‘Are you serious?’ Frankie then yelled ‘my daughter is better than you any way’..! I respect Chili so much because the entire time she was calm…

Frankie came on the Ryan Cameron show to apologize to Chili… Frankie also talked about how industry people treat her like crap, ‘They treat me like I’m still a crackhead’ she said almost seeming as if she was a about to cry. Frankie is a really sweet person,everyone has their own issues, she just cuts a fool at any given time especially when there’s liquor around. She said I really dont remember anything from that day but she wanted Chili to know that she was sorry.”

And then there is this:

omg…I dont know what part of this video from Freddyo kicked me in the head hardest…
-that Keyshia Cole’s notorious mom Frankie starts out with her typical crackish rant…
-then she introduces her man “LeMon.” (The two recently exchanged love tattoos.)
-or that Frankie then gets serious and coherent….and talks about how at age 50, she refuses to have sex without marriage. So she’s giving her boyfriend, who is half her age, a ultimatum: put a ring on it, or else.
-The Leap Year discussion: I think this is the part that gave me a contusion….between Mon’s palpable fear when asked to define “Leap Year”…to the fact that, um…2009 is not a leap year.

*winner: the Leap Year discussion.

I realize this stuff is eating my brain from the inside out, but I can’t tear myself away. Its bizarre.