(Nike SB skater Eric Koston, Kanye, Spike, and Spike’s GIRL Skateboard partners Rickk Howard and Sam Smyth; on set at the “We were Once a Fairytale” shoot)

On Weds, Spike Jonze debuted his short film “We Were Once a Fairytale” at the All Tomorrow’s Parties event at the Los Angeles Film Fest. Kanye was in attendence, and LA writer Alex Sherman (SmokingBopGun) gave this detailed and straightfaced review….

“In the film, Kanye plays himself drunk at a club acting belligerent and boastful, telling starstruck club-goers that the song playing in the club is his. He wanders into a side room where he encounters a beautiful woman. They start having sex and then he passes out on her leopard print dress. When he comes to, he finds himself in the VIP room with his pants down – he was hallucinating and fucking the pillow. The realization startles him and he rushes to the bathroom where he vomits what look like rose petals.

Then it gets weird.

Kanye finds a bowie knife in the bathroom and cuts into his stomach, spilling a torrent of more petals. He digs in the knife deeper and then with his hand rips out a small furry rodent, like a demon, only its quite cute. When Kanye realizes it’s connected to him with an umbilical cord, he pulls it hard, ripping it out of him for good. He then puts the demon on the sink and hands him a tiny bowie knife to fit the critter’s scale who then uses it to commit hari kari.”

No biggie. I’m barfing roses and birthing ferrets on the reg too.

The review adds…

“One doesn’t need to love Kanye to love the film, but the Jonze short takes what people love and hate about Kanye’s persona and then pushes it into a new, trippy realm. And in case you’re wondering, the answer is no, Kanye still can’t act.”

Aww, lol. More photos from the shoot after the jump….

(pro-skater Eric Koston and Fonzworth Bentley)

(GIRL skateboard owner Rickk Howard and Sa-Ra’s Taz Arnold)

For more on the videoshoot check Crailtap and Ibn Jasper’s FMPhenomenal.