Thu 18 Jul 2013
Secret Recording of Kanye West Dissing Taylor Swift, Pink, And MTV After the 2009 VMAs
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Oh, y’all ain’t know it’s Christmas in July, mofos?
Just because you have a rivulet of perspiration running down the length of your spine like the Thames you don’t think Santy Claus can squeeze through your router and give you a spectacular gift?
Well, you’re wrong. Because we just got blessed with another never-heard-before #KanyeRant today. And that’s all that’s right in the world today.
According to Gawker, Kanye and friends went to the Corner Bistro in the West Village after the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. You remember, that infamous night when he ran up onstage and pulled the ultimate gaffle-move on pop-tart Taylor Swift? Remember how Kanye had an ode to crop circles and Keith Haring on his head?!!!! And remember how boss he looked pissy with a cracked bottle of Henny and his then-trophy-boo Amber Rose in nothing more than a full body snake-print pantyhose?
Well, I can’t imagine anyone thinking that tiny burger spot (see below) would be a safe place to air out your private opinions, much less scream them at the top of your lungs. But thank god, Ye did, because 4 years later…we get to enjoy more of pretty much my favorite thing in pop culture….#KanyeRants. (I mean, I play Kanye’s “Don’t Speak” rant every day. Even remixing it to fit my life. Remember this miracle?)
In the audio, high off his “Imma let you finish…” triumph, Kanye declares himself the keeper of the culture flame, laying down his life to prevent the Taylor-Swift-harpies from ever winning. He also defends his mom’s honor. And lambasts Pink. And screams his support of Eminem….
“When I heard Eminem’s verse on the Drake shit, I went back and rewrote my shit for two days. I canceled appointments to rewrite! I fuckin’ care! You know what I’m saying? And that’s what I’m saying. Because I did that, Taylor Swift cannot win over Beyoncé! Because I wrote my verse in two days, Taylor Swift cannot beat Beyoncé. As long as I’m alive! And if I’m alive, kill me then!…”
Props to the anonymous budget burger-eater who captured this.
Accept today’s gift and receive your #KanyeRant of the day…
After the jump
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
Kanye West vents about the MTV Video Music Awards in 2009.
Do you think the screeching woman on the audio is Amber?
Here’s the transcript of the 2009 Kanye West audio, via Gawker:
“I’m pushing the envelope! I wrote my fuckin’ ‘Run This Town’ verse for a fuckin’ month! When I heard Eminem’s verse on the Drake shit, I went back and rewrote my shit for two days. I canceled appointments to rewrite! I fuckin’ care! You know what I’m saying? And that’s what I’m saying. Because I did that, Taylor Swift cannot win over Beyoncé! Because I wrote my verse in two days, Taylor Swift cannot beat Beyoncé. As long as I’m alive! And if I’m alive, kill me then! Kill me then! As long as I’m alive, you gon’ have to deal with it. ‘Cause there ain’t gonna be no more motherfucking Elvises with no James Browns.
[A female voice asks, “Why are you so angry? What’s the anger?”] Because my mother got arrested for the fuckin’ sit-ins. My mother died for this fame shit! I moved to fuckin’ Hollywood chasing this shit. My mother died because of this shit. Fuck MTV. It ain’t no love. What the fuck was Pink performing? Don’t nobody know that song. Pink performed twice! Two songs? How the fuck Pink perform two songs and I didn’t even get asked to perform “Heartless.” “Heartless” is the biggest song of the year! It had the most spins of the first quarter! I don’t know that Pink song! But I noticed that she’s pink! They put me in a fuckin’ room and [inaudible – maybe “projected it”].
[A male voice asks, “How the fuck did Eminem get the Best Hip-Hop song in 2008?”] Eminem won Best Video! Rap Video! Yo, when he wont that shit, I was so happy. I was so happy I [unclear – “ran all this shit,” maybe]. I said, “Nigga, I’m gon’ do this until y’all put a bullet in my head…”
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July 18th, 2013 at 8:03 pm
AAAAaaaaaaamazing
July 18th, 2013 at 8:18 pm
somebody shoot this guy already.
July 18th, 2013 at 8:37 pm
and you a rant about this rant been leak is going come soon lol
kanye is gift that keeps on giving
July 18th, 2013 at 10:00 pm
Wooooow. This sounds like when your all with your homies and just letting it ALL hang out. Dude keepin it WAAAAY real! 🙂 if there is one thing Kanye is guilty of, it’s the same thing Jack Johnson was guilty of: “UNFORGIVABLE BLACKNESS” 🙂
July 18th, 2013 at 10:13 pm
i also watch the “don’t speak” everyday.
July 19th, 2013 at 5:04 am
He’s so black it hurts, in what way did his mom “die for this fame shit” ?? Is he on about the plastic surgery ? Do you think he realises heartless was crap yet ? Since the original rant I see him as on a downward spiral, screaming “god” on records and generally being a bell-end.
July 19th, 2013 at 5:38 am
I bet consequence leak this
July 19th, 2013 at 7:42 am
Good God! I wish people would realize that we are all over this taylor swift / kanye situation already!
I’m all for cracking up when yeezy rants, but all this is going to lead to is another rant about a 4 year old situation, and on the heels on the MTV awards, we are going to be bombarded with Taylor Swift and her saying she’s worried that this might happen again. Man fuck that. Time to move on
July 19th, 2013 at 8:25 am
20 years from now someone is going to use this for their album intro
July 19th, 2013 at 9:19 am
Wowww! I don’t think that’s Amber though.
July 19th, 2013 at 10:05 am
i respect that kanye still has an opinion, this is something our generation lacks seriously
July 19th, 2013 at 10:44 am
i actually co-sign what hes trying to say.He does put alot into his music maybe more than most. trillest part have to be “Cause there ain’t gonna be no more motherfucking Elvises with no James Browns”
July 19th, 2013 at 4:28 pm
Truuuuuu!
July 19th, 2013 at 5:00 pm
Fuck Taylor Swift, I will fuck Taylor Swift!
July 19th, 2013 at 5:45 pm
You are right on point
July 20th, 2013 at 9:29 pm
Twitter, FB, Blogs, Reality Shows…Oh, No My Brother! What this generation needs less of, is these type of unfiltered immature emotional outburst classified as “keeping it real or entitled opinions”
July 22nd, 2013 at 10:26 am
The past is the past but does he still agree with his thoughts of the past? O damN this could get reeeeeeeaL ugLy. Just one question though, who in the blue moon recorded this $H|T? lol
July 27th, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Missinfo what he says is “they put me in a fuckin room and put justin on the main stage…”