Just gives insight into the fuzzy math that is the music biz….as how it relates to The Greatest Story As Yet Still Un-Told/Sold. (thnks to Mikey Fresh for the interview vid)


In related news: Just has relaunched his MegatronDon blog with much fanfare. And if the possibility of seeing the producer channeling Rev. Rollo Goodlove or holding impromptu beat-battles in the middle of the night isn’t enough, TMTD also has a series of giveaways and a limited-edition LRG-designed tee.

But the feverish scramble by Just’s fans to win the goods reveals both hip hop wit, and some serious anger-management issues…


Readers were asked to submit who they’d kill for one of the Transformer-themed shirts. And out of 350+ entries…the usual suspects pop up: Bush, B.E.T., radio-programmers, label execs, and Soulja Boy. As well as some most disturbing/hilarious/scary/sad comments like…

“el jeffro says;
08 Apr 2008 – 21:05
I’d fuck Miley Cyrus then kill her.
Or possibly the other way round, I haven’t decided yet.
Either way, I’ll let you know which prison you need to send my Large tee to.”

“Honest Abe says;
09 Apr 2008 – 2:57
I’d kill ….
The cast of Soul Plane
Forest Whitaker (dont like that eye)
All the Jacksons (except Mike & Janet)
Ryan Seacrest
Judge Joe Brown
The Game’s Tattoo Artist
Ray J
The Second Mom from Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Tony Yayo
and Seal.”
*[Note: lol @ that eye]

“Tha Clinic says;
09 Apr 2008 – 5:13
id kill ur azz n take all da damn shirtz 4 my damn self lmao… u gotta give me 1 4 dat lol… 2xl” *[Note: gifthorse abuse was a recurring theme amongst the contestants]

“Lefthandpath says;
09 Apr 2008 – 20:03
I’d kill myself so I could be buried in that shirt.”
*[Note: there were alot of these cries for help]

“LinoType says;
08 Apr 2008 – 20:41
I’d kill my landlord cuz Boots from The Coup told me to. XL please”

“LRG Marge says;
10 Apr 2008 – 6:20
I would Kill Puff Daddy. There are so many reasons but I mean C’mon do I even need a reason to want to kill this guy? He fucking opened up for Nsync!! He is the only person on earth horrible enough to ruin countless BIG songs and The Fucking Midnight Marauders LP cover!!!! And I’m sorry in advance to those of you who didn’t know he managed to tarnish such a great album with his cursed face. Who else is even capable of seemingly impossible feats of exploitation and just plain wackness. Ok so he got 9 people trampled by not hiring enough security for the event he promoted. Ok maybe that wasn’t all his fault but still….And how many different women does he have kids with? And didn’t he have two women pregnant at the same time? I’m not even joking around here. Nice limited edition T shirts aside this guy is scum….I mean forget all of the artists he ruined. Listening to this guy rap is like 2 girls 1 cup for your ears. He couldn’t hook Sauce up at all for “I’ll be Missing you”?? And this guy has the nerve to still be performing this song in 2007?? I wish he had really fallen off of that damn motorcycle!! Sweatshop clothes aside this whole No Bitchassness bullshit?? The guy starred in a fucking pro active commercial!!! How much more Bitch can you get than promoting skincare products!! Alicia keys has that covered bro!! Did you really need that check too?Its astonishing the amount of horrible things this guy has done. Do I have to say Shyne?I can’t even continue without snorting some lipitor. This guy is fucking up my hypertension. And on some really serious shit. I have a friend that works on film sets and video shoots and stuff like that. One of his co worker’s (some nice guy from some small ass town in Louisiana) girlfriends started chilling with Diddy because she thought it would be a good career move. Of course scumbag, worthless, talentless diddy ends up seducing this chick and ruining this poor guy’s life. True story. He left the apartment he shared with this girl and crashed on my friends floor for a few nights before driving back to Louisiana. Tell that one to your kids Sean you fucking evil fuck. No Bitchassness!! …I would pour gasoline on his dome and keep lighting his head on fire then quickly extinguishing it with horse and cat piss. When I could see his scalp I would just let him suffer the rest of the time until his worthless ass expired. For kicks I may even piss on him while he dies.”
[Note: this person needs more than a shirt...waaay more. More hours, more milligrams, more buckles.]

“umiami26 says;
11 Apr 2008 – 3:43
AYOO, first n foremost some ppl sayin some straight borderline elton john type ish tryin to get these prizes…
but real talk id prolly have to merk ur sound engineer aka john madden’s estranged son. i would tie dude up in pronged mic cables, then put curl gel in his hair and sstick him in the oven, let that melted hair juice sizzle on his face off as fat joe’s elephant in the room is playin in the background, IM INTO TORTURE SON.”
*[Note: wtf! Andy? That's where I draw the line.]

And then in the PS3 giveaway, where readers were asked to tell Just why they were deserving of the prize, there scores of sob stories and idol-worship, but my favorite entry was one that didn’t even follow the rules:

“gudtyme says;
08 Apr 2008 – 19:44
Hate / love
bush / Obama
snap music / boom bap
garage band loops / garage band
my x / my new bird
Euro cut jeans / 501’s
MIMS / Joel Ortiz
the bridge is over / The bridge
Superman / Rambo aka Fila (the dances)
Superhead / Pinky
heaven 666 / Rude.com
Sabertooth / Wolverine
2008 / 1996
being broke / hustlin
Poland / Potier, France
Gospel / HIPHOP
Serrato / Vinyl (but crates are wack to carry)
Bloomberg / Dinkins
Mondays / Fridays
church girls / groupies
wendy williams / Ms.info
crips boods / decepts lo lifes
P.R parade / Walk-a-Thon
XS / XXL
Elliot wilson / Datwan Thomas
Jonathan Mannion / Little X
as a dj POLO / Rob Swift
Snoop as a pimp / Dj Polo as a pimp
the old hot (freestyle) 97 / Supreme Team Show
Ice Creams / Jordan 7
Fat (i need to retire) Joe / Curtis (landlord) Jackson
Sandra Rose / DallasPenn.com
Ang lee’s Hulk / Ed Norton HULK
Fantastic four / Iron man
Justice league movie / The Avenger movie
Anything Dipset / Anything Jayonce”

*[Note: I definitely don't agree with everything here ("Crazy in Love" over "I Really Mean it"!?), but, hey...I'm a sucka for unintentional flattery : )]