What’s offensive about Jamie Foxx’s “explanation” of why he was preening in the mirror with his camera phone and emailing photos of his at-ease dilz….is not the fact that he was taking these flicks. That’s totally his prerogative as a grown and fit man. It’s the insult to our intelligence, man. Don’t tell Conan that you were taking photos because your “make-up artist” on the Miami Vice set needed to see before and after shots of your bod before shooting your nude scene. What, were they going to take the photos into the production meeting to decide if they needed to pull Marky Mark’s Boogie Night’s prosthetic out of the prop warehouse and stain it?

Also…we already know your history of amateur erotic self-portraiture. Remember the guy who stole that shoebox of photos from your garbage?

Oh, these kooky celebs. Usually Jamie is more carefree, I wonder why he tried that lame excuse.