(big up to Nice for the photo link)

ok, I just got back from the VMA’s. I actually missed alot of the show because I was running around helping the Fashion Attack pre-show segment (Hello James, Andrea!)….If you watched MTV’s Liz Hernandez talking to folks like Chris Brown, Pharell, Alicia Keys, Nelly Furtado, Nicole S., Gym Class Heroes, Baby, Lil Mama, 50, Paris Hilton, Jamie The VMA’s are ovah….are we having fun yet?

Foxx, Shia LeBeouf, Chamillionaire, Yung Joc, Cassie, Tila Tequila and more….(sheesh), then you maybe caught a glimpse of me running around behind them like a madwoman : )

Now I’m heading out to see what else is going on…and yes I know there are a million corporate-sponsored, celebrity-pre-booked parties. (snore)….I really just want to end up at a good pai gow table.

I’ll share some behind the scenes VMA gossip when I get back….But before I go, just a few post-show observations….

1) Rihanna’s performance outfit: skintone pantyhose make your legs look like vienna sausages. (loved the pink dress though)

2) Chris Brown shut it down: Usher’s at home getting shut down.

3) Kanye and 50 presenting Beyonce with her award: So did Bey look like she was gonna give 50 a peck on the cheek? I couldnt see through all the awkwardness. Thought she was gonna shortcircuit for a second. Hairspray, forced smiles and advanced robotics are a volatile mix.

4) but nothing, and I mean, nothing, floored me like this moment. I didnt get 2 ishes about the rest of the hoopla. Ye and 50. Paris. Britney. Weezy and Nicole S….snore….

BUT…..WHAT THE HELL! LOOK AT DR. DRE!!!….ARE THOSE COLLARBONE MUSCLES BULGING OUT OF HIS T-SHIRT OR IS HE WEARING FOOTBALL PADS!? Its not even like football pads….its like he’s wearing a turtle shell…..How bizarre. He’s way more brolic than even 50 Cent!

Here’s Mary J Blige presenting He-Man….

And here’s that Chris Brown performance that shut the spot down…(Rihanna and Chris would make a lovely couple, right? WINK WINK….more on that later)