wow. This admission went completely unnoticed back in May…probably because this woman Holly Sampson said it on something called Naughty America, lol. But now that the seedy details of Tiger’s many mamis are all over the interwebs, this clip is headcrack. (Spotted on WWTDD) (NSFW audio by the way)

Holly Sampson:

Oh, I f–ked Tiger Woods, dude….me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger, and it was amazing. He picked me to go in the room and have some..whatever. And I have to say it was really good.

“(Did Tiger f–k you doggy style?) No, he’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met…he’s like the perfect gentleman….(did you suck Tiger’s —-?) I did.

“(well you do look like Tiger’s wife) I know!….and I’m sure he’d probably die to know that I’m talking about this on the internet. I don’t care. It was fun. It’s not like it’s any kind of big mystery.

again, wow.

sidenote: Kevin Costner? Really?

Previously: The Women of Tiger Woods

UPDATE: The most embarrassing set of text messages I’ve ever read….I’m officially over this Tiger Woods scandal, because now that he’s called himself “blasian” to his jumpoff, what more is there to say. Seriously.