Seriously, she is amazingly talented but…everything is so absurd. Its like Beyonce is something out of a Judd Apatow movie, like Ricky Bobby, or Dewey Cox.

I was forced to watch some of The Beyonce Experience at Thanksgiving, on a huge 70-inch tv and when I saw the tear dribble out on that one song…..I threw my turkey-loaded Chinet plate right on the floor and walked the f- home.

Thank you to whoever made this video. You are my hero. Stay sweet cynical.