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I literally smacked my head when I saw those horrible lips tatted on basketball star Kenyon Martin’s neck. That is quite possibly the least manly most resthaven body art I’ve ever seen in my life (short of a prince albert piercing with attached leash).

And Necole Bitchie found a video of K-Mart opening up about this visual declaration of servitude at Trina’s altar of latex-clad cameltoe.

Maybe Kenyon got it after he and Trina’s near-death experience down in Belize….

Or maybe….Kenyon was so moved because his sweetie can make her —- “smoke,” and she will try to —- his “nose.”

mwah.

(gag)