(Oscar-nominated actor James Franco and Ozone Award winner Soul Train Music Award nominee Gucci Mane, on the set of Spring Breakers)

I’ve heard many many interesting Gucci Mane stories over the years. Some of them hilarious. Some of them horrifying. All of them unforgettable.
But this might be the apex, the pinnacle, the cherry, the gold leaf, the spinning plastic propellor on the proverbial striped cap of Gucci Mane folklore.

Harmony Korine, the director of Kids, Gummo, and the new cult hit movie Spring Breakers, tells Vulture that on the last day of filming, he thought Gucci Mane’s big sex scene would be a piece of cake…specifically because that’s how they picked Gucci’s female counterpart:

“They sent me a clip of this girl walking across the room with three or four Coke cans on her ass, and we cast her, based on that video…”

But…instead…Gucci Mane was so zooted that the Spring Breakers bedroom scene turned into a necrophilia experiment. LOL!!!!!

Read Harmony Korine’s epic retelling of when Gucci fell asleep while having sex…
(Explicit Language, btw)
After the jump

“In his entourage, everybody smokes weed from the beginning of the day to the end,” explained Korine. “So we’re inside this house in St. Petersburg, and the fucking weed smoke was so insane and Gucci was basically catatonic. I was like, ‘Gucci, you’ve got to have sex with this chick now!'” How did he receive the news? “He wanted her to ride him so he wouldn’t have to do any physical labor.
For a while, that worked. “So we’re shooting the sequence, and as he is getting fucked, I start to hear snores,” said Korine. “He had literally passed out! And she was riding his dick the whole time. I’d never in my life filmed a sex scene where the dude was sleeping … and she was on top of him for a good 45 minutes.”
And yes, that’s the take that made it into the film. Laughed Korine: “At the end, he woke up and was like, ‘I feel real nice. I feel like Mozart’s on my dick.’ And that was it, and he went back to sleep.

“I feel like Mozart’s on my dick.”

Goodbye, y’all.
Thank you, Vulture. And Harmony. And obviously, Guwop.

PS: Remember when Korine’s very weird movie Gummo was playing at DMX’s house in the movie Belly?

UPDATE: And then our pal Pep Almighty sent this over. dying.
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