Fri 7 Sep 2007
honestly, I wouldn’t have made light of this news that Bin Laden is allegedly releasing a “statement” on Sept-11th. The whole makes me sick.
But I still think Ohword did a great job in attacking the absurdity of this whole situation….Blasphemous, yes. Hilarious, definitely. Disturbing, yup, that too. Much love to Rafi for the link.
Click here to read…
“Exclusive: Osama Bin Laden enters race for the #1 Billboard spot!”
excerpt:
“In a shocking turn of events that’s sure to rock the recording industry to its very core, the highly reclusive Osama Bin Laden has announced that he’s coming out of retirement and will challenge 50 Cent and Kanye West for the #1 Billboard spot on September 11th….In a rare sit-down interview with the original “9/11 mastermind”, Ohword was able to find out more about this long awaited release as Bin Laden went on record about his art, his life and why Al Qaeda still ain’t nothing to fuck with.”
“The iconic Bin Laden claims he felt disrespected that 50 Cent and Kanye would try to steal “his day” to release their newest albums, opining that he was the one responsible for making 9/11 such a historic date.
‘It was me and Jay, homie. 6 years ago, it was on and poppin and we dropped some serious life changing material, stuff that really affects you in your soul and changes the way you look at the world. I still listen to the Blueprint to this day and you KNOW cats is still feeling my shit. These new ringtone rappers…I don’t see them building on that and to just go and steal our day…it feels like disrespect my man. Straight up and down, God will punish their decadent souls.’ ”
“‘I got Polow da Don and Omarion on there. Polow just came with that PIFF! Some real high energy tracks for the club! Danjahandz gave me a banger, he works with Timbaland. I also got this remake of Juicy on there where we sampled Biggie. You can guess which lines. I was in Miami with J.R Rotem and the Bacardi was flowing, the infidels were dancing and the vibe felt right (may their souls burn in a thousand hells). It’s a hot track.’ “
wow. But seriously….isnt it crazy to anyone besides me, that 6 years later, this is still totally unresolved?
September 7th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
THOSE CATS AT OHWORD ARE FOOLS!SHIT WAS KIND FUNNY THO.FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING SERIOUS…BUT NAW.THANK GOD!
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September 7th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Yeh, not to sound like a prude but I’m not finding that very funny. A lot of people lost their lives on Sept. 11th. When did it become okay to start cracking jokes about it?
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September 8th, 2007 at 4:24 am
Not really feelin that joke, i got peeps and fam ova there fightin bush’s war in iraq. i think its still 2 early 2 start crackin like that, but its good 2 see that some folks have healed and have a sense of humor bout it i guess. but thats just my take on it.
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September 8th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
word i aint feelin this either, just my opinion but its a lil disrespectful right?
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September 10th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
what would you guys rather be covered? more 50/kanye nonsense? i thought the post was very funny… and creative.
for everyone hurt and stunned over this tragedy, what are you doing to combat it? if you are so upset, where are you standing up?
riddle me that…
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September 10th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
If you read the entire thing,its actually really funny,it’s not a diss to 9/11.
Polow the don came with that piff.LOL
His beats are sick.
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September 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
As a New Yorker I DO NOT find this funny in any type of way
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