(more photos spotted on Egotastic and ihiphop)

Ever since those Cassie nudes leaked on Weds, I’ve been getting a kick out of all the speculation…What angry ex-boyfriend snuck into Cassie’s hotel room, pretending to be the bath butler, plug a USB-drive into her laptop, and steal all her private photos…and while Cassie was looking in her purse for tip money?

Or the other theory….Cassie must have leaked these herself for…attention. Because she doesnt get any. And she has a record out….wait…no, she doesnt. But she will, and that’s when the boys will remember her pierced bodyparts and run to the local F.Y.E.


But today, Rihanna “tried to one-up” Cassie. She “got jealous” and decided to “steal Cassie’s shine” with her own series of private photos. You see Rihanna posing naked with a camera phone in a bathroom, taking self-portraits of her butt, and there’s even a flick of Chris Brown wearing Rihanna’s panties on her head.

But here’s what I’ve heard (read: know)…..these leaks are definitely not the jealous work of Ryan Leslie, or Chris Brown. And the leaks are not over. These photos are not new. Pre-2009. There may more photos of Rihanna and Chris, photos of Cassie (not alone either) and…. photos of a woman who is no longer on the market but was once the biggest sex symbol in music/film/fashion…and photos of a popular actor-turned-singer who likes to hobnob with Opie….and photos of a new blonde.

Wait…the last time I tried to write in riddles, some folks got mad, lol…so…how’s this:  I heard photos of Jennifer Lopez, Jamie Foxx, and Christina Millian may leak too.