Uh-oh + wow + yikes = Damn.

Over the weekend, Beanie came out onstage with D-Block in Philly, and before he left the stage, he spit a subliminal-laden verse in the style of Jay-Z’s “What We Talkin’ Bout.”**  Then tonite, on Hot97, the Drama King DJ Kay Slay‘s world-premiered the whole 7-minute song+rant from the Broad Street Bully. Thank you to Slay for passing the song to me and you…

Beanie Sigel “What You Talkin’ Bout (Average Cat)” (Jay-Z Diss) (CD-Quality)

And did I mention, yikes? *shakes head*

Beans is making alot of accusations here (B? BP3 show? No jail mail? Feds?)….I know one of y’all will post a transcript soon. Don’t forget the rant at the end too, when you do.

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**Oh, by the way…Sean Pablo, ShaolinSyrus, Kahuna, Ashley, and all the know-it-alls from last Sat…ahem : ) *flips up La-z-Boy footrest, opens Welch’s Grape, gives side-eye*

UPDATE: after the jump, Nigel/RealTalkNY provides some lyric transcription….

UPDATE: Beanie Sigel Calls Charlamagne Tha God (10/30/09) [38min]

“3:35-4:00 I love the way 50 did with his dawgs. If you look at it, them dudes got more money and more bread than anybody in State Property. Cuz 50 made sure of that. 50 went on tour AND paid them. Not tell them it was a good look for them to be on the tour and things like that. True story, I’m sitting on house arrest and the Young Gunz call my phone cuz Jay-Z is only paying them $1200 a show. And they had to split it.”

(props to Dre/Nahright)

I’m a grown ass man, I don’t sit on niggas laps and I ain’t look for any gifts out of Santa Claus lap.

Niggas talk about compared to Sigie you wack, scrap I know you don’t want to talk about that, but since niggas talking lets talk about that.

[Added by reader Wow: this aint a diss record, this a real record,
how does it feel to get exposed? dont you feel naked?
I was the fly on the wall..

Sh!t I witnessed, I can say sh!t that can make B look at you different.

The rapper Shawn called the police on me, cause I was front row at the Blueprint 3. I just wanted to see him MC, and reminisce when we were the R.O.C. But he called on the C O Ps, not only that he brought in the F E Ds. That’s telling me F you Sigie, so F you [2] and [F] Bleek 3.

When I came home from a jail, doing my year and a day, you ain’t come 1 day to see me…

And you’ll never go to jail again, cause you knew I was the shooter. If my life was a movie Sigie would be the sequel.

Don’t get it f***ed up, this ain’t the greenlight for everyone to make a diss Jay-Z record. I still got love for the nigga, this is me taking my brother in the yard for 5 minutes. Cause I got a knot in my chest that needs to get unloosened. When you got love for a Mutha***** it don’t go away that easy, many people gonna walk in and out your life but only real friends leave footprints on your heart dog. But I think yours is fading in the sand. If me and you never talk again dog and I got to holla at you via MC on this mic, what up, how do you say, “Scream at Me.” The richest man ain’t the one with his first dollar dog, its the one who still got his first friend, Rocafella for life, ITS THE ROC.

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