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(Diddy at Burning Man 2013. via Vulture)

I don’t really think there’s much that words can do here. Just let your eyes feast on this vision of Diddy, photographed at last week’s Burning Man hippie dippie trippy festival in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert. He said the experience changed his life. (hmm, methinks Diddy’s “life” has been changing ever since he took that last train to Ibiza back in the early 2000′s.)

Just look at Diddy’s pink gauze scarf draped on his shoulders, his neon Redfoo terminator shades, white explorer goggles around his neck (for why?), pink Chinese paper parasol in his hand.
Wait….
Diddy is carrying his own shade apparatus these days? What happened to the mighty Lord Puffnstuff, strolling along the beach in St. Tropez in 2001 with his trusty valet-turned-star, Fonzworth Bentley?

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Things done changed.” -B.I.G. (Nothing is better than homeboy in the banana-sling’s face, though.)

See more completely ridiculous, squeezably-charmin photos of the Rap Mary Poppins in the desert…
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Diddy instagrammed from the desert: “#BurningMan Words cannot explain! I’ll never be the same. Do u see the glove?
Yes. We see it. As well as your Captain & Tennille naval get up. And your oddly chalky left knuckles.

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Vice staffmember and fellow Burning Man attendee Andrew Freston instagrammed Diddy at the Robot Heart art performance: “And I give you Diddy at Burning Man… he is an art installation himself #Diddy #RobotHeart

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